The Long And Awaited Answer To The Mystery

[San Miguel]

We have all been thinking for some time now just who Dan actually is.

Well today the question of @WhoisDan has been answered.

We found the real Dan in Kavala police HQ. It was a magnificent discovery.

here is the rare photograph of the species.

 

[Washington]

No, I don't believe it, we will never know for sure!

 

[Ambassador Fung]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Anonymous Eagle]

He's not naked, clearly photoshopped

 

[Kazza]

Its a lie, its not real.. We will never know who Dan is!

 

[JSt4r]

I know who Dan is he once told me his name was DanOfTheWhois

 

[Unlucky George]

WhoIsImDann?

 

[Tampy]

WhoIsImDann?

Tried to think of a smart way to answer this, I just can't get my head around the initial mindfuck and inception...

 

[Elakin]

WhoIsImDann?

No wonder the machine is against you.