The Kartman Rises - The Liberation™

[Jimmy Karter]

The people of Altis have spoken their mind. Go-Karts for life.

Here comes some of the changes to the current Altis laws & regulations.

• Go-Karts are hereby once again LEGAL. The driver must wear full protective clothing and the Go-Kart must only be driven during the day.
• The FBI has been invited to the island officially by the mayor. The FBI are not an impostor organization as is the real organization.They have no legal authority and are to be treated like every other individual, as they are not a resident of Altis any law breaking ( )by the members of the FBI results in being placed in a holding cell awaiting deportation (ie. Jail).
• The African Grey (Timneh) is now the official Altian island animal. It is recommended that it under all circumstances be held in great respect by the island's population. It is a glorious parrot.
• Finally; Marmite is hereby decreed an ILLEGAL contraband substance. Illegal possession & distribution now holds the same charges as if it was weed.

As always these changes will automatically be reverted when my term is up but may  be continued if my successor wishes it to be so. I will not be running for a third term (for now).

 

[WhoisDan]

• Finally; Marmite is hereby decreed an ILLEGAL contraband substance. Illegal possession & distribution now holds the same charges as if it was weed.

And to think I voted for you...  :Crying2:

 

[Jimmy Karter]

And to think I voted for you...  :Crying2:

Tampax and his gang of fascists banned and scrapped hundreds of Go-Karts. Imposed sanctions and criminalized people only based on their love for the Go-Kart. I had to strike at him and his voters.

But.. If the marmite miners or any other marmite aficionado pledges a large sum of money for the organization and price pool of a Go-Kart Grand Prix I might just change my mind. However; as it stands it appears that marmite and Go-Karts will be in perpetual war for some time to come.

 

[Tampy]

Tampax and his gang of fascists banned and scrapped hundreds of Go-Karts. Imposed sanctions and criminalized people only based on their love for the Go-Kart. I had to strike at him and his voters.

But.. If the marmite miners or any other marmite aficionado pledges a large sum of money for the organization and price pool of a Go-Kart Grand Prix I might just change my mind. However; as it stands it appears that marmite and Go-Karts will be in perpetual war for some time to come.

You win this time, but when next elected, I will not only be banning Go-Karts, but Quad bikes too.

 

[Simen]

You win this time, but when next elected, I will not only be banning Go-Karts, but Quad bikes too.

Go Tampax!

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[Rei Ayanami ♥]

Hell yeah, BAN THOSE QUADBIKES ! ! !11!! 111

 

[John Pickle]

You win this time, but when next elected, I will not only be banning Go-Karts, but Quad bikes too.

@Lecter Remember that time your quad got scrapped? Kappa

EDIT: HOW 2 @ PEOPLE - Answers on a postcard pls

 

[puppy1004]

You win this time, but when next elected, I will not only be banning Go-Karts, but Quad bikes too.

beg your pardon?

If quadbikes are illegal, how is Hobo Puppy gonna get around Kavala unnoticed? 

You don't have my vote!(unless if ifrits are legalized)

 

[Anonymous Eagle]

Every go kart i find i shall make sure i give them a nice coating of marmite and then set them ablaze 

The Acts i commit on Go-Karts will stop when the corrupt pig dog that is the mayor leaves office or changes the marmite laws