Sovereign
Well-known member
So I got bored and this happened.
1. Tell us a joke.
A cop said "Sir, your eyes look bloodshot have you been doing cocaine?"
I said "Sir,your eyes looked glazed,have you been eating donuts?"
2. You stop someone and you notice they are wanted for vehicular manslaughter, they say that a troll ran in front of their car in Kavala, how do you deal with the situation?
Cleanse Kavala with the hellfire of a thousand fuel trucks.
3. In your opinion, what's the most powerful weapon the police possess?
Toothed sphincters.
4. You are called out to a bank robbery, you’re the first on scene, and you see one of the robbers through the sights, you realise you can take a shot, what do you do?
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]Tell them their doing it wrong and take 60%.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]5.[/SIZE]You stop someone for speeding, after pulling them over you realise you know the person, what do you do?
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]Tie them to the bumper of my SUV and drag them across the pavement until they can recite the speed limits by heart.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]6. [/SIZE]What's your favourite TV show?
None of your fucking business!
7. Have you ever been on a role play server before?
Does your mother dressed in a french maid outfit serving me breakfast count? If so then yes.
8. Imagine you’re on patrol alone, suddenly your car is surrounded by Ifrits and 10 rebels get out. Back up is 10 minutes away, and you only have a pistol, what do you do?
Challenge them all to rebel roulette.
9. Do you have a microphone and speak English to a fluent level?
I'm so dope on the mic I school people in English.
10. What's your age?
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]Immortal[/SIZE]
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]11. [/SIZE]What country do you live in?
Murica
12. Tell us about yourself, who are you?
I was going to type something long and witty,but I'm fucking Sovereign. Enough said.
13. Why do you want to join Altis constabulary?
I lost my bush wookie and alot of the cops used to look like darth vader,so I'm going to solve this conspiracy from the inside.
14. If you could base your in game personality off a TV cop, who would it be?
AXE COP!!!
1. Tell us a joke.
A cop said "Sir, your eyes look bloodshot have you been doing cocaine?"
I said "Sir,your eyes looked glazed,have you been eating donuts?"
2. You stop someone and you notice they are wanted for vehicular manslaughter, they say that a troll ran in front of their car in Kavala, how do you deal with the situation?
Cleanse Kavala with the hellfire of a thousand fuel trucks.
3. In your opinion, what's the most powerful weapon the police possess?
Toothed sphincters.
4. You are called out to a bank robbery, you’re the first on scene, and you see one of the robbers through the sights, you realise you can take a shot, what do you do?
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]Tell them their doing it wrong and take 60%.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]5.[/SIZE]You stop someone for speeding, after pulling them over you realise you know the person, what do you do?
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]Tie them to the bumper of my SUV and drag them across the pavement until they can recite the speed limits by heart.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]6. [/SIZE]What's your favourite TV show?
None of your fucking business!
7. Have you ever been on a role play server before?
Does your mother dressed in a french maid outfit serving me breakfast count? If so then yes.
8. Imagine you’re on patrol alone, suddenly your car is surrounded by Ifrits and 10 rebels get out. Back up is 10 minutes away, and you only have a pistol, what do you do?
Challenge them all to rebel roulette.
9. Do you have a microphone and speak English to a fluent level?
I'm so dope on the mic I school people in English.
10. What's your age?
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]Immortal[/SIZE]
[SIZE=15.454545021057129px]11. [/SIZE]What country do you live in?
Murica
12. Tell us about yourself, who are you?
I was going to type something long and witty,but I'm fucking Sovereign. Enough said.
13. Why do you want to join Altis constabulary?
I lost my bush wookie and alot of the cops used to look like darth vader,so I'm going to solve this conspiracy from the inside.
14. If you could base your in game personality off a TV cop, who would it be?
AXE COP!!!
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