Blasty
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Ok this is gonna sound random... but I think it is genuinley true...
Could @Wilcobe Santa Claus?
According to Wilco's background picture he is pretty buff... as is the Santa Claus of the 21st century trying to set a good example for children to eat healthy....
He is white... so is Santa!
He lives in the Northern Hemisphere... just like Santa!
His name appears RED! Just like Santa!
Wilco is 5 letters! Just like Santa!
The Server, WilcoChem is a factory also labeled in red... Just like Santa's Workshop!
Also... Wilco only appears to give gifts to all the good little boys and girls through compensation requests! Just like Santa!
And he punishes the bad kids but sicking his sidekick Krampus (Vladic Ka, but thats another story) on them!
Wilco has a jolly laugh... just like Santa!
Wilco has a bunch of minions to help him... just like Santa!
Wilco can fly! Just like Santa! We've all seen him.
Coincidence? I think not!
Could @Wilcobe Santa Claus?
According to Wilco's background picture he is pretty buff... as is the Santa Claus of the 21st century trying to set a good example for children to eat healthy....
He is white... so is Santa!
He lives in the Northern Hemisphere... just like Santa!
His name appears RED! Just like Santa!
Wilco is 5 letters! Just like Santa!
The Server, WilcoChem is a factory also labeled in red... Just like Santa's Workshop!
Also... Wilco only appears to give gifts to all the good little boys and girls through compensation requests! Just like Santa!
And he punishes the bad kids but sicking his sidekick Krampus (Vladic Ka, but thats another story) on them!
Wilco has a jolly laugh... just like Santa!
Wilco has a bunch of minions to help him... just like Santa!
Wilco can fly! Just like Santa! We've all seen him.
Coincidence? I think not!
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