Something interesting and eye catching!

[Gurlanin]

Now that that got your attention, allow me to introduce myself.

Hi. I'm Gurlanin, your resident apple picker and generally awesome person. You'll most likely see me driving back and forth between apple fields to earn some money, whilst I wait for my police and NHS applications to be processed.

And then I'll be able to deal with you horrid apple field trespassers! You know who you are: and I know where you live... maybe... at least, I think I do...

Aaanyway: back in the real world I am a university student, studying Theology, as well as training to become a Special Police Constable and soon to be an officer with the Air Training Corps.

 

[Levi Whalibu]

Welcome!

 

[Seeme Rolling]

Good day fine sir

 

[lionel]

Hi, you might want to have a chat whith Dain, he may be able to help you with your Apple trespassers.

In a positive manner

 

[Fuel]

Welcome I will take a look at your police application as soon as possible

 

[DainMK]

You say 'trespass' as if it is your Apple field. As you are new, you can be forgiven for not realising Altis already has an Apple man - it is I, DainMK, King of Apples! Look on my works ye mighty and despair! (bonus Apples to those who recognise the poem quoted)

I welcome you here, and suggest that if you wish to continue on the Apple path that we meet in person - at MY Apple field.

Regards,

Dain

(Zippey, this is your queue my good sir)

 

[Al P.]

Ah, a fellow ATC lad.

Welcome to the community bud 

 

[Gurlanin]

Welcome I will take a look at your police application as soon as possible

That would be awesome!

You say 'trespass' as if it is your Apple field. As you are new, you can be forgiven for not realising Altis already has an Apple man - it is I, DainMK, King of Apples! Look on my works ye mighty and despair! (bonus Apples to those who recognise the poem quoted)

I welcome you here, and suggest that if you wish to continue on the Apple path that we meet in person - at MY Apple field.

Regards,

Dain

(Zippey, this is your queue my good sir)

My Lord, I had no idea! Please forgive me for my presumptions, as I only with to protect the apples from those who seek to harm them! I seek no claim to the apple field.

 

[Fuel]

Dain I have caught you doing oil too many times you are no longer the apple man

 

[PeachMaster]

You dare? 

You dare insult the one and only AppleKing? 

Our island has 2 masters, one is the AppleKing, the other one is the PeachMaster,unfortunately you have chosen poorly. 

But the tragic ending in this story is that you have chosen the corruptible apples over the fine peaches. 

Seing you near my peachfield's will end very badly for you my friend. For it is wise to remmember i walk the fields and defend from any trespasser that dares to come close.

The beautiful and tasteful peaches on our island is protected by the PeachMaster.

I welcome you but despise you for choosing the apples, i will be looking forward to seeing you ingame. 

PeachMaster Zippey,

P.S The ripest peach is highest on the tree.

 

[Starsky]

You dare? 

You dare insult the one and only AppleKing? 

Our island has 2 masters, one is the AppleKing, the other one is the PeachMaster,unfortunately you have chosen poorly. 

But the tragic ending in this story is that you have chosen the corruptible apples over the fine peaches. 

Seing you near my peachfield's will end very badly for you my friend. For it is wise to remmember i walk the fields and defend from any trespasser that dares to come close.

The beautiful and tasteful peaches on our island is protected by the PeachMaster.

I welcome you but despise you for choosing the apples, i will be looking forward to seeing you ingame. 

PeachMaster Zippey,

P.S The ripest peach is highest on the tree.

This whole thing has turned fucking weird.

 

[PeachMaster]

Then dont read nor comment on it. 

 

[FriendlyFireGuy]

I like weird.

 

[Gurlanin]

I welcome the weird. Makes a nice change from the normal.

 

[DainMK]

Every welcome post now inevitably becomes a battle-ground between the Houses of Malus and Persicum. You were wise to pick from the tree of knowledge, and in doing so avoided the cold touch of the stone hearted Peach.

Although I lay claim to the majestic Apple fields, I am merely caretaker of the Pommes. All who wish to eat of their flesh are welcome, even the malevolent PeachMaster himself. Sadly, he does not take as liberal a view on entrance to his lands.

Again, I welcome you, and look forward to seeing you around. 

Dain

 

[Gurlanin]

Dain, I hope you sorted out that incident you had at the Ebloa checkpoint the other night. I've got some disinfectant you can use if you need to borrow some.