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So I'm in work, Planning

Lord Hank of Kavala

Lord Hank of Kavala

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Risca, South Wales
I just had a genius moment here in work, "why not plan a route for your runs, instead of just going out and improvising and losing most loads to bandits?"

it is settled, planning i shall do, but i need a map of altis, i can't find one on the forum, simple answer would be to log into arma. but im on my work PC, if you have a picture of the map, can you please share it with me, 

I'll make it worth your while in lollipops!

 
A map of any old Altis or ALUK Altis? (with all the symbols and markers)

 
I think we need to have a chat about misappropriation of nhs materials.

Please report to the gp channel to testify to your involvement in the case of personal reward using nhs materials and or stock.

Kinds regards

Gp Lionel

 
I will be there soon, i swear to god that i didn't make the patient give me the money, it was a tip for a job well done! and about the ambulance that i've been sleeping in for the last few nights, i have nowhere else to go! my wife kicked me out, she only gave me my NHS uniform, and my "I'm with stupid T-shirt" and she only allowed me that because i said i was gonna move in with you D:

Have a heart Lionel!

 
I'm afraid it's out of my hands, personal profit from lollipops is no joking matter.

And then to cover up the sale of lollipop's as a tip is downright disgraceful.

So anyway.... Your wife kicked you out? So that means she is lonely and vulnerable? I better make sure she is coping with everything as a friend......

 
You're one cold man Lionel, i do hope your friendship with her doesn't effect our professional relationship

I had to use the Lollipops, i had no choice, they were just left there, easy to get, i knew that somebody down at BG would pay for some, they've been helping me pay the rent for nearly 3 months now, its embarrasing, truely.

the wife had a spending habit that my NHS wage couldn't cover, Especially since you dropped my wages over the helipad incident, it was an Innocent mistake, how could i have known that rolling down the ramps in my uniform was a health and safety violation?? 

you tell me that Lionel or pay me Minimum wage again!

 
Ahh yes your health and safety violation, had almost skipped my mind.

I am happy to announce that your reduced pay penalty is finalised at the end of your next shift.

I had noticed she went for the expensive drinks down at kavala bar! Thanks for the heads up, what are buddies for :)

I'll have a word with the accountants and see if I can muddle the sheets and get the lollipops written off as spoiled / damaged, but please let's try to avoid this sort of situation again

 
Oh fyi, we're off on holiday for the next few days, she didn't want to waste the tickets you purchased so we thought we may as well use them.

 
Be careful Lionel, or i will park this ambulance that i so lovingly call home now, in your living room! i don't mind bashing the back doors in!  ;)

 
Enjoy Stratis, what a beautiful holiday, when you're not breathing in all the polution from the airfield, you're being arrested by the NATO forces, What's not to enjoy?

 
:D

You leave my back door alone, I know what medics are like ;)

 
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