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FergusW

FergusW

Fergus
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East Midlands Airport
Not here to cause Drama or anything , just want a bit of fun with these server rules.
I'll start off. My Maths teacher was doing stuff about decimals. He kept using one particular example: 1.6. I love that decimal.

Ah yes, there is also @Drew who breaks this rule:

[SIZE=medium](1.3) Swearing at someone outside of roleplay is not tolerated and will be punished by a ban. [/SIZE]

   I love that rule, it's such a funny one!

Also, make your own rules up too, like rule (9.9) Roleplay is not tolerated and will be punished by a ban.

Pls no Forum ban / warning point <3

 
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1.55:

All ex staff members (just like Ex-Presidents of the USA) who have not been removed from their position by force will get a daily update on what is going on behind the scenes.

(I hate not knowing things :D)

 
6.9 Everyone must have "Lama" or "Llama" on their names at all times, Punishment is ban without appeal.

 
[SIZE=medium](7.1.01) Anyone who speaks to a medic for more than 2 minutes will be punished. (Punishment is perm ban without appeal)[/SIZE]

 
2.15  The Purge occurs for 12 hours, from 7 p.m. March 21 to 7 a.m. March 22, during which all crime is legal and all police, fire, and medical emergency services remain unavailable. Restrictions prohibit government officials "ranking 10" from being disturbed, as well as the use of all weapons above Class 4 (explosive devices such as grenades, rocket launchers, and bazookas). Violation of Purge rules results in a summary execution by hanging. The Purge has resulted in unemployment rates plummeting to 1%, low crime, and a strong economy.

HAPPY PURGING <3 :)

 
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(9.37.1) - @Lincoln should not be bothered when braking into houses anymore. Any interfering with Lincoln's house robberies from now on will result in getting yourself a permanent ban. 

 
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13.37 Breaking roleplay by reading gang-name 'Altian Cannibal Cult' and asking if i am an cannibal based on piece of meat hanging out of my mouth will be punished by eating alive without appeal.

 
7.5.01 Any initiation preformed without the statement "Hands up or Die" is punishable by getting shot in the face.

 
1.0- if streaming/utube vids all RPUK rules shall be followed 

sweet and simple 

 
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TimeForgotten said:
7.5.01 Any initiation preformed without the statement "Hands up or Die" is punishable by getting shot in the face.
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7.5.01.1 Any initiation performed without the statement "hands up or die" and a countdown of 5 seconds is a perm ban without appeal

 
Rule 12.3 

Any and all initiation involving friends must be stated, examples such as " I have friends in the area " is acceptable. Friends/gang members killing without the victim first being made aware they are in the area, will count as RDM / Fail Roleplay. Punishment is a ban with appeal.

Oh wait its already a rule. 🤔🤔🤔 -_-

 
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Rule 4.20 - All players must smoke marijuana whilst processing and must listen to Bob Marley music this is punishable by electric chair and ban also if you have a family we will ban them too.

 
(Rule 29.3.1) All Police officers MUST take bribes, Punishment is getting slapped by a massive fish.

 
Rule (2.1.1) - Hitting other players with your vehicle  is the highest form of Hobo affection. Please let players know how much you appreciate them by repeatedly assaulting them with your tires

 
Rule 9.9.9 Landing your helicopter outside of the police HQ when a meeting is taking place will be punished with a perm ban.

 
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