Riccardo Walls
Well-known member
[SIZE=14.6667px]Sick of “Legal” citizens running your country!?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Do you want somebody who isn’t afraid to cross the borderline[/SIZE][SIZE=14.6667px].[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Do you like Burritos?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]If the answer is Si, Si, Si you should vote for Mi, Mi, Mi [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]I'm running for Presidente and I need you![/SIZE]
[SIZE=14.6667px]Let me quickly run through the boring stuff, [/SIZE]scroll down for song.
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[SIZE=14.6667px]In order to make the police less salty when they get robbed we are going to make [/SIZE][SIZE=14.6667px]Crumpets free[/SIZE][SIZE=14.6667px]. Yep, thats right, completely free[/SIZE]
I promise I will also make Dank memes 420xx
[SIZE=14.6667px]This is my presidential campaign tune and with some luck it might even become Altis’ national anthem[/SIZE]