Poem on Brexit

[Blasty]

Courtesy of poemforyoursprog on reddit!

'Afternoon, me tasty crumpet -
Wanna shag, you sexy strumpet?
Shake your arse, m'lady, linger -
Only joking, cheeky minger!

'Heard about the bleedin' brexit?
Bugger me, an awful exit!
Total bunch of slags and plonkers -
Dozy wankers, bloody bonkers!

'Load of bollocks - self-defeatist!
Takes the piss, me dear and sweetest!
Pot of tea?' he kindly queried.

'... What the fuck?' she whispered, wearied.

 

[Cold Havana]

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