Paddy & Mick

[lionel]

Paddy & Mick sat down the pub having a pint, 

Paddy pipes up, "you know I'm thinking about getting a labrador puppy"

"Ohhh I  wouldn't do that" saiz Mick.

"Why Ever Not, they supposed to be grand dogs" Saiz Paddy

"Oh right Yeah, Have you seen how many of their owners go Blind !!!" 

 

[CMO Marc Smith]

Paddy & Mick sat down the pub having a pint, 

Paddy pipes up, "you know I'm thinking about getting a labrador puppy"

"Ohhh I  wouldn't do that" saiz Mick.

"Why Ever Not, they supposed to be grand dogs" Saiz Paddy

"Oh right Yeah, Have you seen how many of their owners go Blind !!!" 

Just woke up so it took a while, but I like it

 

[Gord]

Fuck me I went brain dead trying to understand this, funny though.

 

[Zeito]

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were walking through a vast jungle in Africa. 
They get lost and soon find themselves captured by a tribe of natives.

The tribal leader tell them that they have one chance to make it out alive, they must go into the jungle and gather 10 of one kind of object and return to the camp.

So they go off, and gather 10 items each, paddy scotsman comes back first with 10 small rocks. the tribal men grab him hold him down and the the tribal elder tells him "we will put these 10 things up your ass, if you make a noise we will kill you", so paddy scotsman grits his teeth and lets them put 10 stones up his ass, doesn't make a noise, and is let go.

next paddy englishman comes back, with 10 small berries. Same deal, and he's been slient all the way through untill the last one when he starts to roar laughing. Before the elder kills him he leans down and asks "why'd you start laughing you were almost a free man?"
paddy englishman replies "i just saw paddy irishman coming back with 10 pineapples."

 

[lionel]

Paddy and Mick, were walking down the street one day and they see this lady with a massive basket of fish. Paddy likes the look of all that food and politely trots over to the lady to ask where she got all the fish from?The lady politely replies, its simple! just goto the nearest humpback bridge pop some breadcrumbs in the basket and the fish will swim in!
Paddy and Mick think this is a brilliant idea, so they buy an old basket and some string and old bread then ask directions to the nearest humpback bridge. They finally get to the bridge and in quite bit of excitement lower the basket down and wait for the fish to swim in.

30 minutes goes by, Still nothing said Mick with a forlorn voice peering over the edge.

Another 10 minutes and paddy checks the basket, Still nothing, lets leave it a bit longer he sighs.

another 20 minutes goes by, Mick starts hollering to Paddy "QUICK PULL THE BASKET UP!! PULL THE BASKET UP!!"
Paddy starts yanking on the string getting the basket up as quick as he could but alas all there is, is breadcrumbs !
Why you get me to pull the basket up, if there aren't any fish ?? Nah pal, there's a train coming.