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Our first Attempt of taking union tax

Blanco Bullet

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norfolk
So as the title suggests myself and a few other tried to tax a fellow lorry driver for a donation to the sofia lorry drivers association (keen covert contributors of the rebellion).This was our first action of this sort and i believe we may need more training , I was scouting above in a hummingbird while some associates drove my ifrit , i discovered a likely source of a hemtt driver that had not payed his union fees so my colleagues attempted to stop the aforementioned suspect . Alas this did not go to plan as the driver did not listen to commands and resulted in a fiery explosion of both vehicles either through the heathaze of the sands the locals call desync . One being my beloved butterfly collecting ifrit that i take out on sundays to the beach . As you can imagine i was not amused but these things happen and if only our fellow lorry driver had heeded my colleagues words then all would of been fine . The only good thing that came of all this was the fact that after a rather sweet landing on top of the fueling station next to the sofia police highway station to refuel . I then headed back to sofia to collect one of the ifrit passengers were i bump into a civ standing in the road not responding to my questions (i believe he was using his mobile to text someone called sidechat) When he finally did respond he began blasting off about a bandit ifrit and helicopter pilot/driver that had destroyed his hemtt, I will mention at this time i am in rebel clothing about 5km from where the incident took place (in my opinion its not hard to figure out who i probably am) The conversation carried on and even suggested that perhaps he should engage with rebels (ahem unions) more often and that as the incident happened only 5 mins ago he should still be suffering effects of  role play amnesia  , I still dont believe at this point he had realised i was the pilot of the hummingbird that had buzzed his beloved hemtt . I therefore regret i had to extend a invitation for the butt of my gun to meet his jaw just so he stopped bad mouthing rebels and i could tell him to play by the rules of roleplay . I am not a violent man so i feel bad that he would of had such a expensive dentists bill following this incident so i  am prepared to cover costs as for his hemtt F##k THAT , Just remember the altis rule Think,Stop and dont whine lol , peace to all .

 
Ah the try and stop the hemit with ifrits ending in fireballs death and molten glass trick we all been there lol

Its always better if you can get them to stop or hit them when stopped or going slow.

Often said driver if at full chatt in his hemit is shitting himself when you pull up and will flee,

i`m sure your 2nd attempt will go more smoothly and by the numbers.

 
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The fiery explosion is a very common occurrence, last night however we developed a new plan, we saw a Hemtt driving along at night with lights off and we were going in for the kill whether he liked it or not.

Our intention was to tax him but had no way if making him stop, so we landed the heli in the middle of the road past a bend, we awaited our target and as he approached we started firing at his tires being very carefull not to hit him or his passenger, in the confusion he went straight into the heli. Bingo. His entire front tires were out and he wasn't going anywhere.

I then explained to him I wasn't going to kill him or his friend and we only wanted the cash on his person which I didn't really care how much it was (we did the same earlier and made £996 but it was the experience that counts).

This man however bailed out of his Hemtt and we got into a close range gunfight, but my Rahim was no match to whatever he was using as we were only 5 metres away running around, my second man then executed both of the men without hesitation because of what they did.

Because of his silly decisions we decided to chop his Hemtt, we however never managed to do this as we were VDMed in the process.

 
Im sure our next action will run alot smoother and hopefully the experience gained at the poor unfortunates that care not to listen and fight will do us well in training for the fight against the police and state . 

 
Maybe one time you and whoever you run with can join us on a fine dining evening, followed by turtle pit fights and a final game of hunt down the cops to finish off.

Just be sure to pay your taxes if we ever come knocking.

 
Tuna steaks and elusive rabbit legs sound very appealing , plus pulling rich overweight piggys out of there shiny suv's is a game everyone should partake in . As for taxes these will be payed within reason of course , plus i would like to mention that will try not to step on your areas of operation .

 
As a new haulier in Altis what would be a reasonable bounty to pay on an iron load in a hemtt?

If for instance I was asked for 50% of my load value would it not be cheaper for me to hire the police?

 
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