NO kavala Bar?

[C H A R L I E]

I Went to ask the dude for a pint while on my break in the NHS and he is not there anymore what's going on are you removing it from the server

 

[Wilco]

The bearded clam is currently closed, The bar will be back open at 4PM to help people with there shandy addictions

 

[TinyBigJacko]

My brother Tim (real name Tennessee, but we don't call him that to his face cos he gets punchy) had a bit of a blow-up when we sacked him from his role as barman, and replaced him with a vending machine. He smashed up the bar, broke all the bottles and glasses at the end of the counter, and pissed in the corner of the room like a common animal. It's taken us ages to get rid of the smell. Carpenter @Wilco has been in and out all day with his bag of tools and nails, building a new bar, and it's taken him eight hours to get the damned thing level. They don't sell spirit-levels down at @Vladic Ka's Bits and Bobs store down the road.

Normal drinking habits should be resumed fairly shortly; usual terms: no drunks, no hobos, any abuse of the bar-staff will be met with a stiff reprimand and wet cloth.

 

[Vladic Ka]

Plenty of spirits in my shop. Just need to ask for some of that moonshine. @TinyBigJacko