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New Laws in Kavala

Jimmy Karter

Jimmy Karter

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After a fruitful and enlightening discussion with the Marmite Miners and the Altian Police it has been agreed that some amendments to my previous changes to the Altis Laws be made. These are:

  • Marmite is henceforth once again legalized
  • Tampax is banned from Kavala
  • Tampax is banned from driving ALL vehicles with the exceptions of a hatchback and a Go-Kart
  • Kavala is hereby to be renamed Go-Mite City. It shall henceforth be called after it's proper name "Go-Mite City", alternatively just "Go-Mite".
I trust that all affected members of these amendments will follow the word of the law; including Tampax. As for the Marmite Miners; it was a.. pleasure.. visiting your home/base/sanctuary.

The war continues.

 
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Thank you for cooperating with us... not that you had much choice.

:Cool:

 
Haha yay marmite is legal again :D  

 
Thank you for your cooperation Jimmy. We look forward to bumping into you in days to come. I wonder what the next mayor will ask to be changed...........................

 
Sycorax said:
Thank you for your cooperation Jimmy. We look forward to bumping into you in days to come. I wonder what the next mayor will ask to be changed...........................
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A pleasure. I trust you shall hold to your end of the bargain. Our partnership shall be ranked as among the greatest such as the triumvirate of ancient Rome and Obama-Biden. Long after the days of our grandsons people will still speak the words "Go-Mite City". Our names and our history is immortalized.

 
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So nice that you finally came to your senses. It only took you about 60 jars of Marmite to reconsider  :Cool:

 
the current mayor has been pressurised into changing the law, as he was under duress marmite will stay illegal

regards

CSI Fuel

 
CSI Fuel said:
the current mayor has been pressurised into changing the law, as he was under duress marmite will stay illegal

regards

CSI Fuel
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Your own police pressured me into making the choice; siding with the pesky and villainous kidnappers. Some of them even threatened me. I demand an investigation into the police force. This is an unacceptable stain upon Altis and its Police Force that it should not bear.

 
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@CSI Fuel

@Jimmy Karter

I will have you both in here if its what it takes to make my marmite legal again!!!!!!!!!!

Fuel.......... This many officers were on my side once............It will happen again!!!!!!!!!!

 
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thank you for providing me with the evidence on the corrupt officers they will be dealt with

 
This is a message to the Altis inhabitant's, the Marmite Miners are offering a reward for the capture and delivery of CSI Fuel, alive, to the Marmite Miners Base before Monday 7th, 00:00. Upon delivery the captor's will receive £10,000,000.00.  If you have CSI fuel captured please contact NightHawk on 338-4763-238

He needs to be delivered with at least an hour remaining in a restart.

 
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simsy said:
This is a message to the Altis inhabitant's, the Marmite Miners are offering a reward for the capture and delivery of CSI Fuel, alive, to the Marmite Miners Base before Monday 7th, 00:00. Upon delivery the captor's will receive £10,000,000.00.  If you have CSI fuel captured please contact NightHawk on 338-4763-238

He needs to be delivered with at least an hour remaining in a restart.
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༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ·︻̷̿┻̿═━一I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS

(only a joke)

 
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