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Neo's commonly received FAQ's

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Over my time as part of the community as a moderator, I've received a LOT of questions... So I thought I'd share some of my most common, and add more as they come....

I don't think I should name and shame, but may if it's bad enough.... I might... :p

So, here are some answers with added sarcasm:

Q. Neo, My FPS is crap, can you restart the server?

A. No, I Can't restart the server.. Can you?

Q. Neo, update the processor on the server so we can have more slots..

A. No, I can't change its processor (buy me a 4790k plz)

Q. Neo, Someones hacking on the server, can you find out who?

A. No, I can't see who the hacker is.

Q. Can you ban the.......

A. and no, I cant ban him

Q. can you tell wilco to unban me

A. Go post

Q. Neo, can you comp me?

A. Do I look like a bank?

Q. How much do you get paid?

A. .......... Lots.....

Q. Can I become an admin?

A. goto college and get at least a level 3 in Business Administration.

Q: Can I become a moderator?

A. Maybe if you stop spamming every forum post...

Q: Neo, I've got a video of this RDMer can you ban him?

A: Really? have you posted it?

Q: Why Orange?

A: Why not?

My most hated question by police:

Q. Can you move me to *whatever* channel"

A. I'm not a bot!

 
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SI Neo said:
My most hated question by police:

Q. Can you move me to *whatever* channel"

A. I'm not a bot!
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Hah! It always makes me cringe when I ask someone to move me or move someone else, this request is literally said hundreds of times a day and I really do feel for you guys. I can quite often be found running for cover or squinting/protecting my face when I ask one of you folks to move us. 

Simple solution, increase or just remove the amount of people per vehicle channel (I'd like to think we're all adult enough not to have a party in one...)

 
thought I'd make the "added sarcasm" bit bold to point out this isn't how I normally answer, lol

 
Q. Neo, update the processor on the server so we can have more slots..

A. No, I can't change its processor (buy me a 4790k plz)

LMAO!!!

Yeah lets upgrade to a 4790k and watch nothing improve.... our processer is overkill our ram is overkill ... whoever asked this.. focus your questions towards BIS creating a 64bit version of arma3server.exe

 
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Current server usage:

CPU 35% (Hardly goes past this when full)

Ram 6GB of 64GB

Ethernet: Send - 22.8 Mbps Recieve - 1.3Mpbs

Server Specs:

Intel Xeon E5-1620v2

64 GB DDR3 ECC 1600MHz

1 x 1 Gbps (500Mbps guaranteed)

3x 160GB SSD

Speedtest.net



 
Now that that dogs guy is gone guess I wont be getting any messages on TS.

 
Wilco said:
Current server usage:

CPU 35% (Hardly goes past this when full)

Ram 6GB of 64GB

Ethernet: Send - 22.8 Mbps Recieve - 1.3Mpbs

Server Specs:

Intel Xeon E5-1620v2

64 GB DDR3 ECC 1600MHz

1 x 1 Gbps (500Mbps guaranteed)

3x 160GB SSD

Speedtest.net

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Sounds pretty slow to me, you need more RAM, try this website that I know!:

http://downloadmoreram.com/

 
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#NeoForAdmin #PuppyForModerator

I just feel the need to reply on every topic ;)

 
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