Mayoral Announcement from Lecter

[Cao Yun]

Hello everyone, I would just like to remind you that since I have returned as mayor the following laws have been reenacted, so hide your face masks and start working the legal way! Also do not try to kidnap me, I am not in the mood for your shenanigans.


-Face masks illegal within cities
-Begging is illegal
-Loitering illegal (standing on the side of the road suspeciously or at processors, bank and such)

Sincerely,
Dr. H. Lecter
Altis Mayor

 

[Man]

_M_

 

[Samatlewis]

Oh you are my favourite mayor

 

[George Papadopoulos]

Have these law changes been ratified by Police Command? Please say, yes...

 

[Walt]

Yes

 

[Dutchyy]

so lets make a apointment lecter? we have to talk about something's

 

[WhoisDan]

 Also do not try to kidnap me, I am not in the mood for your shenanigans.

You do understand that now I absolutely have to kidnap you?

 

[Nemz]

Is cannibalism legal, now that you are mayor? 

 

[Cao Yun]

Is cannibalism legal, now that you are mayor? //twemoji.maxcdn.com/36x36/1f648.png

Do you really think it's rabbit meat in the market, when there are no rabbits on the island?

 

[Nemz]

Do you really think it's rabbit meat in the market, when there are no rabbits on the island?

Hahah, good point

 

[Cao Yun]

so lets make a apointment lecter? we have to talk about something's

Is this by any chance a kidnapping appointment? :I

 

[Rossss]

You do understand that now I absolutely have to kidnap you?

Just remember that everything backfires on you, Dan. EVERYTHING. 

 

[Dutchyy]

Is this by any chance a kidnapping appointment? :I

could be, but we could also just pick you up from youre mayor's office

 

[Cao Yun]

could be, but we could also just pick you up from youre mayor's office

We? HAH KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT ABORTED NICE TRY.

 

[WhoisDan]

Just remember that everything backfires on you, Dan. EVERYTHING. //twemoji.maxcdn.com/36x36/1f609.png

You make a good point.. scratch that, I'm kidnapping no one

 

[Dutchyy]

We? HAH KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT ABORTED NICE TRY.

i mean me, make cider eehhhh?