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Lord Sandisk & The Reverend meet Dr Edgar *Contains shocking images*

Reverend

Retired Troll. Human. Not religious. Occasionally
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So tonight, The Lord and myself met Dr Edgar. Here is what happened...

Prize Winning Vegetables & Dr Edgar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-NWxI5QyAY

Role playing: How it should be done.

 
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I truely hope the video matches the tags for this post in terms of greatness..

(Will watch in a bit, editting the hour long damn event we done earlier, just taking a break from listening to me shouting orders at people)

 
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Hopefully, you'll like it Jay. No one can ever accuse us of not RP'ing. 

You'll be glad to know that Lord Sandisk is able to walk properly once again...

 
Tip top. I don't often get the chance to watch videos (unless they're about bloody bans and RDMing and casework evidence notes, which is usually as boring as watching paint dry, peel, be re-applied, turped for a bit to remove the brushmarks, sanded down, and then wallpapered).

But this one was worth every moment. Classic roleplay from the Doc, the Rev and his Lordship. I do hope you will stay with us for a long time to come, because you demonstrate that wonderful feature that is so sadly lacking so often in our lives in Altis. Humour. In spades.

I particularly loved watching the cops struggling to deal with this situation - or even comprehend it - without resorting to tasing and gunfire. God only knows what they must have been thinking, but their confusion was self-evident.

More please. Every day. Please tell the Doc he is welcome to avail himself of any of the operating theatre services at Kavala NHS Hospital. He will find clean spoons, scalpels, and parsnip-extractors in the cupboards on the first floor, and there is a large tanker of Vaseline and KY parked round the back most Tuesdays.

As for his Lordship, I sincerely hope that he is now finding it more comfortable to walk again. Three days is a very long time to suffer from Parsnipius Intractus, and I cannot even begin to imagine his pain. At least it wasn't a light bulb. Which reminds me... Q: How many Kavala cops does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: All of them. ;)

 
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Well, I do declare the tags are not quite to the standard of this filmographic masterpiece. If this isn't up for a BAFTA, I'm sure the documentary will be! I can see it now, "How I stayed Regal with a Prize Winning Parsnip Wedged in my Jacksie". The red carpet will go wild!

 
TBJ: That may have been the most eloquent and humourous reply that I've ever received. You set the bar for all dry wit practitioners as well as making lengthy replies not only a joy to read but humorous and fashionable. (I often like to wear a cravat tie and pork pie hat to read them.)

For what it's worth, I agree: Humour is the way forward. I am honoured that it is appreciated on this server and it's certainly the thing I enjoy the most. Strangely enough, I find that cops and players respond well to humour and when you get the people who kick off for being arrested, I think "Why act like a petulant child and increase your fine... RP your way to a reduction in cost... You c**t." - Sometimes I think slightly different things... Like "I wonder if cats will ever develop thumbs" and "Unicorns are real. I've seen them in my dreams." But the latter thoughts are probably not relevant. 

We will make an effort to edit and record more vids upon request. You'll get bored in no time though. Mostly footage of me crashing choppers and moaning about the welfare system... So I will see what works best. 

Top joke by the way. I will counter with this: "How many Lord Sandisks does it take to change a light bulb?"

A: "None. He has minion scum to do menial tasks."

Or something.

 
Jay: I will work harder in the future to add more relevant tags. Mostly for you, if I'm honest. I will throw in a few curve balls. Or just balls. Hairy ones.

 
ahaha, I think following the "Might Quest of Lord Sandisk" (as I'm calling it in my unimaginative brain box) is, even in written form, up there with the greats.

A fully reinacted Monty Python and the Holy Grail, with relevant plot and scene changes of course, would be amazing, nay! spectacular!

 
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That has legs.... I think a few quests may be the future of Sandisk. Regal quests. 

*SO. REGAL.*

 
If they ever tried to put together a Monty Python and the Holy Grail Altis Life parody video I would happily volunteer to take part in it. 

 
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