Cao Yun
Well-known member
Greetings gentlemen,
Rant will continue below this point , trigger warning for those who identify as automobile-kin.
Two points in this rant, one is about parking and the other is about all you fancy night vision wearing drivers out there.
1. All you police officers out there please stop telling me that I have parked incorrectly, parking on the side of the road is not illegal, nor bad parking. It is highly advisable compared to what the hell you guys think is parking when you drive half of the car up on the sidewalk. I had a friendly hobo help me illustrate this by parking incorrectly infront of my car, which is parked correctly. If you officers of the law continue to harass my poor vehicles I will have to make a complaint against the police station and ask for 10 million pounds in emotional compensation and work issues as it heavily impacts both my ability to work and social life that my car is impounded every time I park outside of my own property.
Blue offroad is parked incorrectly with half of the vehicle on the side walk. My truck in the back is parked correctly, on the side of the road without occupying the sidewalk letting both people walk by and drive on the road with minimal hassle. Looks a lot better and is 100% legal, so please deal with it officers and stop telling me that I have parked on the road, which I clearly have not.
2. I know that all you rebels think you're important in your sports hatchbacks but please do turn your lights on at night. It is very difficult for honest drivers to see your sports hatchback to start with since you're breaking the speed limit by a 100%, you don't need to make it more difficult by not turning your lights on at night.
Furthermore when you do crash into me because you're:
Sincerely,
Dr. H. Lecter
Rant will continue below this point , trigger warning for those who identify as automobile-kin.
Two points in this rant, one is about parking and the other is about all you fancy night vision wearing drivers out there.
1. All you police officers out there please stop telling me that I have parked incorrectly, parking on the side of the road is not illegal, nor bad parking. It is highly advisable compared to what the hell you guys think is parking when you drive half of the car up on the sidewalk. I had a friendly hobo help me illustrate this by parking incorrectly infront of my car, which is parked correctly. If you officers of the law continue to harass my poor vehicles I will have to make a complaint against the police station and ask for 10 million pounds in emotional compensation and work issues as it heavily impacts both my ability to work and social life that my car is impounded every time I park outside of my own property.
Blue offroad is parked incorrectly with half of the vehicle on the side walk. My truck in the back is parked correctly, on the side of the road without occupying the sidewalk letting both people walk by and drive on the road with minimal hassle. Looks a lot better and is 100% legal, so please deal with it officers and stop telling me that I have parked on the road, which I clearly have not.
2. I know that all you rebels think you're important in your sports hatchbacks but please do turn your lights on at night. It is very difficult for honest drivers to see your sports hatchback to start with since you're breaking the speed limit by a 100%, you don't need to make it more difficult by not turning your lights on at night.
Furthermore when you do crash into me because you're:
- Breaking the speed limit
- On the wrong side of the road
- Driving without your lights on
- Ignoring my right of way
Sincerely,
Dr. H. Lecter
