Kavala HQ ATM

[SPC asdorix]

Police is looking for a robber that stole ATM from Kavala police station.

If anyone has any information about that incident please call me SGT asdorix on this number 980 163 486.

Thank you for helping police in getting ATM back.

Kind regards 

SGT asdorix

 

[Fluqi]

Was this you @DSGT Stephen Allen? I know you like stealing those ATM's. 

 

[eval_betty]

Like.. literally stole it? Attached a chain to it and pulled it out of the wall? oh dear..

 

[Blasty]

*Anonymous Commenter, "Generic Username"*

How the fuck does someone steal an ATM? Let alone from the police station? These police are so incompetent! They should be fired and replaced as such! #yolo #swag # first #Internets #himomimontv (Something something bla bla bla something cops demilitarized bla bla something we should blame ethnic minorities bla bla bla)

^Artistically Replicated and likely response to a police newsletter^

This is Satire, This is Fake, Please have sense of Humor. This is in character in the Italics.

 

[SPC asdorix]

Like.. literally stole it? Attached a chain to it and pulled it out of the wall? oh dear..

Yes that is what exactly happened. I went on duty and I saw damaged wall and there was no ATM there...I saw some scratches on wall and on a ground.

 

[Maxi]

Pay me 10mil and ill give you a lead.

 

[SPC asdorix]

Pay me 10mil and ill give you a lead.

I think that if I would buy new ATM by myself it would be less expensive.

 

[Maxi]

I think that if I would buy new ATM by myself it would be less expensive.

Give me 5mil and ill give you a lead of where to buy a new atm from

 

[SPC asdorix]

Give me 5mil and ill give you a lead of where to buy a new atm from

I think I am just gonna contact the Bank of Altis.?

 

[Maxi]

I think I am just gonna contact the Bank of Altis.

2.5 mil and ill get you in touch with them.

 

[SPC asdorix]

2.5 mil and ill get you in touch with them.

Mate, there is no way of you getting money for that, except you would bring that stolen ATM

 

[Maxi]

Mate, there is no way of you getting money for that, except you would bring that stolen ATM

1mil and ill show you how ill get money from that.

 

[eval_betty]

Yes that is what exactly happened. I went on duty and I saw damaged wall and there was no ATM there...I saw some scratches on wall and on a ground.

lmao

 

[SPC asdorix]

1mil and ill show you how ill get money from that.

Cmon Maxi no, I am sorry

 

[Maxi]

Cmon Maxi no, I am sorry

500k

 

[SPC asdorix]

500k

No

 

[Stephen Allen]

@Fluqii already told you , the one i robbed from a festival is in my back garden  , jokes ahaha