Jimmy Karter
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- Karthage
Good day fellow Go-Kart aficionados and oppressed citizens.
AN END TO CORRUPTION, GO KARTS AND FREE WELFARE CHECKS. What else can you ask for? Vote for Jimmy Karter. I pledge to give free go karts to every citizen on the island who requests it, paid entirely from my vast savings made from questionable means. HOBO, Copper, a youthful teenage boy in full military kit and the respectable gentleman. I am the one who will stand by YOUR side. Requests for laws will be considered from the public.
I will bring LIFE back to this office.
I promise you to legalize Go-Kart driving on the streets as part of a wide set of progressive reforms to make this city a friendlier, healthier city. included in my reforms are daily Go-Kart races where you can win up to 1 000 000 Pounds every day and a Grand Prix at the end of the term with a reward pot of up to 6 000 000 Pounds.
Other wide-reaching reforms includes legalized marijuana for medical purposes, socialized Go-Karts (no man should live without a Go-Kart in their garage!), and the allowance to consume mushrooms if one can prove his Dutch citizenship or heritage.
Police will have their own set of reforms prepared specifically for their use, including work on the experimental prototype Police Go-Kart; fully fitted with lights and sirens and with extra protection against collisions.
Vote for Jimmy Karter today for your Go-Kart experience today! Go Karter! Vote Vote vote!
My name is Jimmy Karter and I approve this message.
Special thanks to the Jimmy Karter campaign team:
- Jimmy Karter : Candidate and Project Leader
- Legend: Senior Artist
- Scarnord: Artist
- Godric: Go-Kart Party Speaker
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