It's time for the PeachMaster.

[PeachMaster]

Right... soo uhhm, where do i start... 

I'm late with this for months... but i thought it was time for me to introduce my self...

First time i found this server the first thing i did was buy a truck and drive straight into the police HQ in kavala killing multiple officers and dammaging the HQ beyond repair.... please note i have just arrived on the altis and i wasn't aware you were not allowed to "VDM"  or something like that... the first days i was wandering around kavala doing ... well.. hobo things until i met a particular rebel who then took me under his wing and trained me in the ways of the rebel life...  I believe most of you know who he is... Joris/Panchito, after weeks of robbing, slaughtering and destroying i decided to... change my way   i decided to take the path of the law, i convinced Joris as well but he still had the bloodthirsty urge to kill... but he tried... and he just coulnd't handle taking orders and left me behind.

I was all alone in the city of Kavala, i was molded by it, i improved my speach ( RP) i respected the officers, i respected other players. But i still didn't feel peace, i felt emptiness inside me, i have done horrible things during my youth....  So i left the police force to become a simple peach farmer, and i did, and yet... i was attacked, robbed, violated, insulted and things i didn't even know where possible.

I had enough, i sat below my simple peach field and meditated for hours for an answer i knew was never going to arrive, until the next assult wave from the rebels arrived, with only my peaches in my hand i preached about  the ways of the peach  and they became the first  acolytes of the Peach Cult. From that day on i was known as the PeachMaster.

I wandered the island for months preaching about my peaches but i was only met with hostility... beacuse apperantly people enjoyed the life of the AppleMaster.... i made a vow that day i will hunt him down and i will remove him from this island and his false beliefs. 

For this to happen i reinstated my self within the ranks of the Police Force to use their vast knowledge, equipment and money to track him down and finally revmove the corruption from our beautiful island.

SGT Zippey/PeachMaster Zippey. 

 

[Reverend]

Sir, I salute you. 

Your story shows that from the roots of a heathen / hobo, a mighty RP master can flourish. Praise be to the peaches and their juicy redeeming properties... 

 

[Fuel]

Apples > Peaches

 

[Reverend]

Apples > Peaches

Fanboy. 

 

[Sovereign]

So Zippey vs DainMK? Let the mortal combat of the blessed tree fruits begin!

 

[puppy1004]

Interesting, If the peachmaster ever needs "taking care of" the competition, you know my phone number

 

[DainMK]

Apples > Peaches

Apples are no greater nor lesser than Peaches, it is merely our tastes that differ. A fact that should be celebrated!

I myself have been seen lately indulging in Peach rituals, which might I say granted me the power to walk through walls (watch out Mayoress) and deflect bullets, something the humble Apple could never do. Any fruit that is stoned is good in my books, and who could deny such a ripe opportunity for jokes.

I do admire the furvent devotion that you have to Peaches, and sincerely hope others find solace in such simple things too, however I fear your devotion may cloud your judgement. If it is war you are looking for, I shall be the most irritatingly pacifistic and disarmingly nice gentleman you have ever failed to hate - and that is not a threat, I am perfectly capable or sending fruit baskets (sans Apples) and barbershop quartets to any address on Altis.

Diplomatically,

Dain

 

[Fuel]

Fanboy. 

where did you find this picture I thought I got rid of them all,

I only prefer Mr Dain/MK  because on patrol as a police officer he always managed to give me an apple and even as a rebel he was a gentleman even when I was lock picking his tempest at the oil field. I did not have it in me to take the truck from him

 

[Reverend]

Proving an apple a day keeps the rebels away. ;-)

 

[lionel]

Best thread ever