Cpt BoonDog
Well-known member
- Location
- Manchester
Hello Islanders
My name is Boondog and arrived on the island with my wife and Seven children, broke penniless and homeless.
That's still the case and slowly grafting my up and the ladder. I'm currently working as a taxi driver here in the island, going to facilitate a happier healthier life for my family and islanders by helping get them about the island.
I used to be a pilot but unfortunately cutbacks and concerns for health and safety meant I was forced to take a low paying job as a turkey fertiliser; which is not a great job when you know how it's done!
My ex-friends used to call my wife Dave due to her unfortunate tash, and rather deep voice, which was a mistake on their part as they thought I was gay until we had kids. It wasn't her fault however she came from the same gene pool as Susan Boyle.
Currently with 9 mouths to feed and taxi licence that cost me more than a footballers weekly wage, I'm going to be kept busy trying to recoup the costs.
If you see me at the rank, be sure to say hi, I can tell you about my wife and children, and happily take you on a journey. my rates are "pay me as much as you think the journey is worth".
which isn't a gun shot wound to the face! The wife hates our recent family photos with all those gunshot wounds and scars from the unruly sorts I come across.
A genuine ine gratfer not after trouble. Come say hi.
My name is Boondog and arrived on the island with my wife and Seven children, broke penniless and homeless.
That's still the case and slowly grafting my up and the ladder. I'm currently working as a taxi driver here in the island, going to facilitate a happier healthier life for my family and islanders by helping get them about the island.
I used to be a pilot but unfortunately cutbacks and concerns for health and safety meant I was forced to take a low paying job as a turkey fertiliser; which is not a great job when you know how it's done!
My ex-friends used to call my wife Dave due to her unfortunate tash, and rather deep voice, which was a mistake on their part as they thought I was gay until we had kids. It wasn't her fault however she came from the same gene pool as Susan Boyle.
Currently with 9 mouths to feed and taxi licence that cost me more than a footballers weekly wage, I'm going to be kept busy trying to recoup the costs.
If you see me at the rank, be sure to say hi, I can tell you about my wife and children, and happily take you on a journey. my rates are "pay me as much as you think the journey is worth".
which isn't a gun shot wound to the face! The wife hates our recent family photos with all those gunshot wounds and scars from the unruly sorts I come across.
A genuine ine gratfer not after trouble. Come say hi.
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