Good Joke Collection

[The Bearish Crusader]

What did the stone say to the other stone? nothing.... theyre stones

what did the sand say to the other sand? Shit, i think were sorrounded

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

(more jokes coming soon!)

@INS Joe Macho incoming face palms?

 

[Gordon]

Did you hear about the invention of the shovel? It was ground breaking.... @Ronald Strauss

Edit: This was my 300'th post!

 

[Joe Macho]

Why was the stadium hot? The fans left!

What happened when a cheese factory exploded? De Brie was everywhere.

Ron, you have my face palm reaction.