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Wizza

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Birmingham, UK
Well hello there, Wizza here but that's just my nickname. I'm new to the city - just moved in and looking to meet some new friends. Haven't really got a home just yet - it's an expensive city to live in so my first thing to do is look for a job or maybe just go and mine some rocks although I did manage to buy a vehicle to get me from A to B.

I hope I bump in to some of you soon, maybe get together to earn some money or just simply cruise around the town or pop in to a casino?

 
Welcome! Welcome... 

First things first my good man, we have a couple of rules to establish, you DO NOT touch my peaches without the permission of the PeachMaster.... He is the prophet of the peaches, we also have an AppleMaster but his iidentity is currently unknown.

Second thing find a man called Lord Sandisk and he will judge you by either being a Phaggot or not... we shall see.

Now since youre new to our island you will unfortunately be stabbed to death, robbed.. kidnapped... and pretty much everything you can imagine. 

If you need econimal aid i can provide it... for a .... favor. 

I wish you the very best of luck and stay away from Vladi Ka if you dont want any nightmare. 

You will be molded by the civillians then end up joining a random rebel group for a "cause" that make no sense, after that you will come to us, to be part of the law :) See ya around matey. 

 
I appreciate your welcome but we may face problems on the peach front. I am one for a juicy peach and although I will be kind and refrain from touching your peaches whilst you are watching over - I can't guarantee your peaches when your back is turned. Does that make me a villain? Maybe?

I would like to join the law buries that the right decision I just don't know, maybe NHS would be suited due to my peachy theft. (I'm a prison officer in real life how ironic) lol

Thanks for welcome :)

 
Welcome squire, hope you have a exquisite time on this fine land. 

 
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Welcome on this lovely server, and good luck out there. Try to stay away from any danger, which will prove hard, and be a good Revolutionary when the UNMC comes to tax your first drug transport (If you are going that way). If you join the law, enjoy those quiet days as a CSO or a PCSO.. When you pass that last rank, you will be subject to Kidnapping, which is likely to happen a lot.

 
Welcome sir!

Looking forward to meet you on the island. Remember to be polite when we stop you for a chat :)

 
First server I've played on where police get kidnapped, brilliant.

I'm always polite when stopped, I'm a model citizen :)

 
Model citizen you say? Perhaps I can interest you in joining Law Abiding Citizens ( )? Most members join for a week or two and then once set up with cash, vehicles, and a clear understanding of the rules go on to join NHS, the Force, or selected/recommended Rebel groups. We make good money, benefit from friendships with the major gangs, and simply love helping all the new joins.

It is no secret that I am the right honourable Apple King, and making use of my apple fields is free and encouraged. There's nothing more relaxing than picking fruit and reading poetry on a beautiful Altis eve.

If this sounds appealing, feel free to message me and we can get you started with a nice big roll of cash.

Exquisitely yours,

Dain

 
I'm extremely interested and glad you made me aware that you are the apple king as I would have never known otherwise.

Expect a PM from me shortly but I must warn you of my thick Brummie accent.

 
Saw your application on the NHS, we can always do with good medics. Look forward to meeting you.

Also a member of lac

 
Yeah i'm looking at NHS, will be a great starting point and a great RP role... Thanks alot for the welcome :)

 
Best rp to be had is as medic imo

 
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Hopefully I get in then, i've played on here for a few days now and only been kidnapped once and arrested for giving my in game name instead of my cars registered owner name.. all good fun though, brilliant RP with the Police at the time.

 
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