Funny/stupid things you've read in side chat.

[Proxeum]

As the title says, what is the funniest or most stupid thing you have seen in side chat?

No naming of the player.

Yesterday, in the redzone, mitch and i kill two players, one of the guys said " that rdm lol " and after replying to him he says " but i was AFK ".

Not sure if he was being serious or just trolling, either way it gave me a giggle!

 

[Mycaelis]

I think three of my favourite side chat messages that always make me laugh...

They usually come in varying orders from the same person, in a very short space of time...

1. HOW DO I ROB PEOPLE?!?!

2. WHERE DO I BUY A GUN??!

3. HOW DO I KNOCK SOMEONE OUT?!?!

 

[Voltz]

My favorite is this one - 

 

[Unknown t]

1. How do I message in side chat

2. How do I get money but with out doing: anything illegal, nothing to do with mining, not peaches,apples and pears and nothing that involves buying and sell?

Most stupid thing so far....

 

[Sovereign]

"What's the best way to make money?"

"Porn."

 

[Khandamir]

''MEDIC I AM RIGHT HERE HELP ME DAMNIT!''

''Medics can't read sidechat''

 

[Rossss]

"What's the medic doing?!?"

"Reviving people"

"Not me"

"Of course not you selfish bastard"

 

[Doohicky]

"Ross"

 

[Rossss]

"Ross"

Fuck you.

 

[Lemmen]

Saw this gem a few months back

"My dick got stuck in a toaster, what clock is the turkey done?"

 

[Protety]

Ill just replace the names with A,B and C

A - ''Are TI bandits?''

B - ''Yes''

A - ''How come?''

B - ''Last time I was that the checkpoint they taxed me 1k''

C - ''Well they made me sing a song xD''

 

[puppy1004]

This is more a TS message from back in the day when I drove Ifrits all day

SI Neo: "They see puppy trolling, they hating"

Right after this happened

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ag5yOb5mNu4

 

[steelgate]

"HOW DO AUTO MINE"

 

[Voltz]

I saw this and thought whoever was a genius - 

 

[Rossss]

I saw this and thought whoever was a genius - 

Someone put .com after we buy any car...

 

[Pvt Lharmon]

I remember seeing this two weeks ago:

A: how do I knock someone out

After a minute goes by

A: wtf!!!

B: what happened?

A: I was just trying to rob some guy and when I asked how to know I someone out he turned around and said I'll show you.

B: that was nice of him lol

C: not really I just robed him to show him lol

 

[Anonymous Eagle]

I'm fairly certain i noticed a 999 message saying "I need to poo" the other day

 

[Daanish]

A: HOW TO PICK APPLES?

B: WIndows key.

*5 minutes later*

A:HOW DO I PICK APPLES. SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME.

 

[Anonymous Eagle]