Maskedrussian
Well-known member
Best/ moment by far in altis life: just been arrested for having a rifle. After stalling for a while this happens.
Me:"Yeah officer."
Cop:"Yes sir?"
Me:"I think you might be in some trouble..."
Cop: "What trouble?"
Me: "See those hemmits and that chopper?"
Cop: "Aww..."
*My heavily armed gang of about 5 rebels exits to face this one lonley cop*
Gang leader: "GET THOSE RESTRAINTS OFF THAT MAN AND GET THOSE HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!"
P.s.
We decided to let that cop live and I lost it as we flew away in the chopper. I want to hear your stories!
Me:"Yeah officer."
Cop:"Yes sir?"
Me:"I think you might be in some trouble..."
Cop: "What trouble?"
Me: "See those hemmits and that chopper?"
Cop: "Aww..."
*My heavily armed gang of about 5 rebels exits to face this one lonley cop*
Gang leader: "GET THOSE RESTRAINTS OFF THAT MAN AND GET THOSE HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!"
P.s.
We decided to let that cop live and I lost it as we flew away in the chopper. I want to hear your stories!
