Altis civilians suffer from the worst justice system known to man.
Citizens of the island can be deported for saying words which offend their overlords such as: "GET ON KEEM SPEAK YOU FAYGOAT IM GOING TO GET YOU BANNED" Yet at the same time only get 10 minutes of jail time for horrific crimes. One such case is Jimmy: Jimmy had arrived on the island for the first time. Jimmy decided he wanted a vehicle to get around, so he went to the nearby ATM to withdraw four years worth of wages. Suddenly Jimmy was held up by a Thug with an Australian Accent.
" OI OI MATE I'LL FAK YOU UP MATE, BETTER PUT YOU'RE HANDS AP OR I'LL SHOOT YA MATE! " - The man said
Unbeknownace to the man Jimmy was a disabled member of society as he didn't know how to put his hands up.
"Please, I don't know how to put my hands up I am new" - Jimmy said
But the man had already counted down from 5 by that point and Jimmy was shot in the back of the head. Jimmy's killer was caught half an hour later after he was caught by a policeman driving on the wrong side of the road. He was sentenced to ten minutes of jail and is currently exterminating the local frog population in an attempt to make LSD.
Jimmy's Twin was deported from the island, as Jimmy had said something which upset the Over-Lords before his death. Even though the majority of this island's population is homeless, even though violent crime is through the roof, even though the only source of employment is working-class labor jobs. Many people still appeal to the overlords of the island. In the hopes that they may return.
What a sad, sad existence.
Citizens of the island can be deported for saying words which offend their overlords such as: "GET ON KEEM SPEAK YOU FAYGOAT IM GOING TO GET YOU BANNED" Yet at the same time only get 10 minutes of jail time for horrific crimes. One such case is Jimmy: Jimmy had arrived on the island for the first time. Jimmy decided he wanted a vehicle to get around, so he went to the nearby ATM to withdraw four years worth of wages. Suddenly Jimmy was held up by a Thug with an Australian Accent.
" OI OI MATE I'LL FAK YOU UP MATE, BETTER PUT YOU'RE HANDS AP OR I'LL SHOOT YA MATE! " - The man said
Unbeknownace to the man Jimmy was a disabled member of society as he didn't know how to put his hands up.
"Please, I don't know how to put my hands up I am new" - Jimmy said
But the man had already counted down from 5 by that point and Jimmy was shot in the back of the head. Jimmy's killer was caught half an hour later after he was caught by a policeman driving on the wrong side of the road. He was sentenced to ten minutes of jail and is currently exterminating the local frog population in an attempt to make LSD.
Jimmy's Twin was deported from the island, as Jimmy had said something which upset the Over-Lords before his death. Even though the majority of this island's population is homeless, even though violent crime is through the roof, even though the only source of employment is working-class labor jobs. Many people still appeal to the overlords of the island. In the hopes that they may return.
What a sad, sad existence.
