Hugo_
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Declaration of War
[SIZE=18.6667px]After Russian hackers fixed the latest US election, the EU has decided that this is an act of war.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]The red faction scum has caused world issues that will no longer be tolerated. From helping President Elect Trump with his hair piece to hacking an innocent civilians Grand Theft Auto 5 account, Russia has caused further provocation as General Xsum said to General Hugo’s face “WAAAAAAAHH!”. He must be stopped.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]It is for this reason that General Hugo will unite the allied front against Comrade Xsum. Comrade Xsum, you will need your best generals and military tacticians as the wrath of German steel trounces your weak and pathetic consorts. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]Battle of Altis will begin on Saturday 22nd of January - First fire shot at 9pm GMT (Company of heros - Eastern Front). It will be televised from social media. More details to come.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]So now we await the reply of the smelly, he hasn’t cleaned his room for two years Xsum![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=18.6667px]Signed[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]General Hugo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]@CSI Xsum[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]After Russian hackers fixed the latest US election, the EU has decided that this is an act of war.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]The red faction scum has caused world issues that will no longer be tolerated. From helping President Elect Trump with his hair piece to hacking an innocent civilians Grand Theft Auto 5 account, Russia has caused further provocation as General Xsum said to General Hugo’s face “WAAAAAAAHH!”. He must be stopped.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]It is for this reason that General Hugo will unite the allied front against Comrade Xsum. Comrade Xsum, you will need your best generals and military tacticians as the wrath of German steel trounces your weak and pathetic consorts. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]Battle of Altis will begin on Saturday 22nd of January - First fire shot at 9pm GMT (Company of heros - Eastern Front). It will be televised from social media. More details to come.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]So now we await the reply of the smelly, he hasn’t cleaned his room for two years Xsum![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=18.6667px]Signed[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]General Hugo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18.6667px]@CSI Xsum[/SIZE]
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