Dear Mr. Wilco

[Simon-]

Dear Mr. Wilco

I am writing to you today to assert my interest in the purchase of your Kavala property situated next to the Kavala RBA Bank. Pictured below:

http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/707399687237160416/32C5ECE12E874F40A71C9754151CECAB3480D2E4/

I have significant financial backing and am hoping to take the property off your hands.

Kind Regards

Simon

 

[Washington]

Damn, good luck with that, also had no idea that was Wilco's house!

 

[Khandamir]

You better get some good insurance. That thing explodes at least two times a day xD

 

[Simon-]

You better get some good insurance. That thing explodes at least two times a day xD

That is part of the excitement of owning it

 

[FriendlyFireGuy]

I reckon 80 millionish should cover it ;-)

 

[bizby]

I thought Wilco owned a house near the sea?

 

[Edgar Ville]

I reckon 80 millionish should cover it ;-)

I hear he's only open to offers above £80,971,824 exactly.

 

[Ben_Banned]

I thought Wilco owned a house near the sea?

I think you'll find it's a certain Police officer that owns a house near the sea @PC Chris Coburn

 

[Neo]

I offer, £1billion.

 

[Simon-]

He hasn't even offered to sell it...

 

[Wilco]

Non no no no no no no no no no no no no nooo no no yes no

 

[Simon-]

There was a short moment of positivity there.... 

 

[Stoneman]

The contract is sealed. With a no.

 

[Simon-]

I feel I could somewhat have to agree with you... It was worth a try

 

[Simon-]

I have contacted my advisor @Steph ♥ and have been told the best action going forward is to keep asking....

@Wilco Can I please buy your house?

 

[Steph]

Go balls deep Simon! Gogogogogo!!!  h34r:

 

[Wilco]

1.5 billion 

 

[Voltz]

 

[Simon-]

1.5 billion 

I'll have to go for option two of simsys house then :'(