dealing with ifrits 101

[puppy1004]

Situation 1: You see an ifrit driving, you want it to stop.
1. Get its attention
2. Yell:"Puppy commands you to stop"
3. Ifrits listen to puppy, so they'll stop
Situation 2: You are surrounded by ifrits.
1. Yell: "Puppy commands you to go back to the void, you once came from!"
2. Ifrits will be very agressive
3. Yell: "Puppy commands you to go to the void, you once came from!"
Repeat steps until the ifrits disappear
Situation 3: You see ifrits poppin' smoke, you are very annoyed.
1. Get a Hunter or strider
2. Give them some private time
3. You will be having Huntrits of Stridrits in about 9 months
Situation 4: You see an ifrit wich belongs to the ifrit commander puppy.
1. Put on your sirens
2. Puppy will command the ifrit to stop
3. Puppy gets out with a big gun
4. You will NOT say puppy to drop the gun(If you do the ifrit needs to protect its commander by eliminating you)
5. You will have some awesome RP with Puppy, and you will let him go

Rule #1: Do not expect Puppy to stop if hes wanted

 

[Voltz]

I laughed reading this,  I will follow this.

 

[Eddylane]

LOOL

 

[Price___]

"You do not deal with ifrits, ifrits deal with you..." 

                     - Price 2015

 

[puppy1004]

"You do not deal with ifrits, ifrits deal with you..."

- Price 2015

I am still the one and only ifrit master!

 

[Sovereign]

Puppy-"This is exactly what it looks like officer."

 

[puppy1004]

Normal people: "Its not mine, I stole the ifrit"

Puppy: "Wassup? Like mah ifrit? *Beeps horn*"