Roids
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All started when I was a wee lad.. being fat didn't help me at all and having a mum that took her drug addiction out on me made it 10 times worst as she used to feed me cakes,chocolates and even gummy bears.
So when I was about 9 years old i started to get bullied alot by all the big kids in my street, called me all the names under the sun. It lasted for a good 10 years going through life getting fatter getting more and more depressed. Intill one day I met this clown named trevor at mc Donalds. He was about 7 foot tall looked like a guy who just escaped prison, has a massive tattoo on his face of a white spider. At first I was very scared of him didn't want to go get my big Mac as I thought he would rob me. But I manned up for a change, started walking to the counter then POW this big ass clown stopped me he said hey fatty what ya doing on a day like this. I was like look bro I'm just getting a big Mac for my nanny he laughed and so did I... I felt at ez little did I know this guy was a personal trainer he told me he will train me for free and promised me that one day I'd be built like a brick house.
4 years later I'm smashing 6000 kals a day 4 protein shakes a day and lifting 7 times a week. I WAS A MONSTER... they all started to call me DAMIEN WOOD the 24 inch biceps man. Me and tevor started to fall out about 4 months ago because I was getting mad chicks off this body he helped me crate. So we ended up fighting and I somehow got him in between my biceps in a headlock not thinking how big they are I snapped his little neck in a tiny squeeze nearly pooing my self wid excitement. So I dumped the body and been on the run ever since in a city called altis.
So when I was about 9 years old i started to get bullied alot by all the big kids in my street, called me all the names under the sun. It lasted for a good 10 years going through life getting fatter getting more and more depressed. Intill one day I met this clown named trevor at mc Donalds. He was about 7 foot tall looked like a guy who just escaped prison, has a massive tattoo on his face of a white spider. At first I was very scared of him didn't want to go get my big Mac as I thought he would rob me. But I manned up for a change, started walking to the counter then POW this big ass clown stopped me he said hey fatty what ya doing on a day like this. I was like look bro I'm just getting a big Mac for my nanny he laughed and so did I... I felt at ez little did I know this guy was a personal trainer he told me he will train me for free and promised me that one day I'd be built like a brick house.
4 years later I'm smashing 6000 kals a day 4 protein shakes a day and lifting 7 times a week. I WAS A MONSTER... they all started to call me DAMIEN WOOD the 24 inch biceps man. Me and tevor started to fall out about 4 months ago because I was getting mad chicks off this body he helped me crate. So we ended up fighting and I somehow got him in between my biceps in a headlock not thinking how big they are I snapped his little neck in a tiny squeeze nearly pooing my self wid excitement. So I dumped the body and been on the run ever since in a city called altis.
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