"Dad" jokes

[Weasley Wells]

Not saying that dads have bad humor, oh nvm I am xD Bring all your best dad jokes (To all dads here don't worry we enjoy your jokes)@Zeito

Why cant zoo animals play games?

There are too many Cheetahs

 

[Zeito]

Not saying that dads have bad humor, oh nvm I am xD Bring all your best dad jokes (To all dads here don't worry we enjoy your jokes)@Zeito

Why cant zoo animals play games?

There are too many Cheetahs

Why can't penguins fly?

because they're chocolate biscuits

 

[Zeito]

Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad, "are you going to put it up yourself?". Dad replied "don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room." @Weasley Wells

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“Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!”

found that online too but it genuinely made me laugh in the office

What's the different between a hippo and a zippo?

one's a massive mammal and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Weasley Wells]

Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!"
One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"

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