- Location
- Northern Ireland
It all began when TheGreatKhan (that's me by the way!) woke up at his house, and headed over to the UNMC Outpost, where he stumbled across Cpl. Pope Chris from the UNMC. This is where the story began.
We decided to take a road trip towards Kavala in the 'Pope Mobile'. Our goal? To get a McDonald's - BigMac Meal with 2 large Banana Milkshakes for Pope, and a Double Cheeseburger with large fries and a large coke with no ice for me, and a black bi-pod for Pope. Once on the road, we decided UNMC law took precedence over Queensland law, so we drove on the left hand side of the road for the whole journey. Once we hit Kavala, we ran into a convoy of ARAC vehicles, who were blocking our way. A slight argument later, we were on our way. When we reached to Police Station, we got our hands on TWO black bipods, one for Pope, and one for myself! We were as happy as Larry! BUT we weren't able to get our hands on a McDonalds! ?
We then made our way towards Kavala Petrol Station, where the attendant politely asked us to mend his broken alarm system, now seeing as I'm a trained electrician, I happily complied. The police arrived after I accidentally tripped the alarm, but all was well. We were paid a sum of £19,250 for our work, and we were on our way again!
It was at this point we realised we needed to fly to Greece for our McDonalds! This became our primary goal! Now..the flights to Greece from Altis are veeerrryyyyyy expensive, so the HM Treasury it was! We drove to the Rebel Outpost for the Bolt Cutters and the the Blasting Charge (in case things went hairy with the police), but we ran into trouble at the outpost, and were followed back to the UNMC Outpost by these rebels. But have no fear, they were scared off by the brute force of the UNMC! We then picked up Cpl. Guy, and Rcr. Kevin to help with our mission!
We picked up our HEMMT's Boxes, and made our way to the HM Treasury with all intentions of letting the police give us the Gold we needed for our journey! On the way, we were pulled over by some lovely police officers, and we told them of our story, and where we were headed, and what we were about to do, but he wasn't interested, he drove away and let us on our day!
After entering the HM Treasury, and alerting the police to our presence, we waited for their arrival, which never came to fruition. So we were left with no choice but to blast our way into the vault! While we filled our trucks, no police showed, we met with no interruptions, and we split the cash between us. A solid £25,000,000 to go around.
In the end, Cpl. Pope Chris and myself made our way to Greece, and enjoyed our McDonald's over a candlelit table over watching the sea.. But not before sharing a joint and injecting wild amounts of heroin at Cpl. Guy's house as a celebration.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of Cpl. Pope Chris [UNMC] and [AVC] TheGreatKhan.
inb4 ban Cpl. Guy for hacking
We decided to take a road trip towards Kavala in the 'Pope Mobile'. Our goal? To get a McDonald's - BigMac Meal with 2 large Banana Milkshakes for Pope, and a Double Cheeseburger with large fries and a large coke with no ice for me, and a black bi-pod for Pope. Once on the road, we decided UNMC law took precedence over Queensland law, so we drove on the left hand side of the road for the whole journey. Once we hit Kavala, we ran into a convoy of ARAC vehicles, who were blocking our way. A slight argument later, we were on our way. When we reached to Police Station, we got our hands on TWO black bipods, one for Pope, and one for myself! We were as happy as Larry! BUT we weren't able to get our hands on a McDonalds! ?
We then made our way towards Kavala Petrol Station, where the attendant politely asked us to mend his broken alarm system, now seeing as I'm a trained electrician, I happily complied. The police arrived after I accidentally tripped the alarm, but all was well. We were paid a sum of £19,250 for our work, and we were on our way again!
It was at this point we realised we needed to fly to Greece for our McDonalds! This became our primary goal! Now..the flights to Greece from Altis are veeerrryyyyyy expensive, so the HM Treasury it was! We drove to the Rebel Outpost for the Bolt Cutters and the the Blasting Charge (in case things went hairy with the police), but we ran into trouble at the outpost, and were followed back to the UNMC Outpost by these rebels. But have no fear, they were scared off by the brute force of the UNMC! We then picked up Cpl. Guy, and Rcr. Kevin to help with our mission!
We picked up our HEMMT's Boxes, and made our way to the HM Treasury with all intentions of letting the police give us the Gold we needed for our journey! On the way, we were pulled over by some lovely police officers, and we told them of our story, and where we were headed, and what we were about to do, but he wasn't interested, he drove away and let us on our day!
After entering the HM Treasury, and alerting the police to our presence, we waited for their arrival, which never came to fruition. So we were left with no choice but to blast our way into the vault! While we filled our trucks, no police showed, we met with no interruptions, and we split the cash between us. A solid £25,000,000 to go around.
In the end, Cpl. Pope Chris and myself made our way to Greece, and enjoyed our McDonald's over a candlelit table over watching the sea.. But not before sharing a joint and injecting wild amounts of heroin at Cpl. Guy's house as a celebration.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of Cpl. Pope Chris [UNMC] and [AVC] TheGreatKhan.
inb4 ban Cpl. Guy for hacking
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