Best quotes of 2016

[SlimShady]

Write the best quotes of 2016 !!!

HOBO: "***buys shirt*** How do i look?"

SlimShady: "with your eyes mate."

 

[PC Harvey]

MACCAS: "Is this thing working? Oh for fucks sake these Athira members are always breaking my headset!
Joseph Tadwoth: "Don't worry lads, I'm a expert!" (promptly flips go-kart)
Kazza: "I will give you a list of my demands xsum..."
Kazza: "Join athira, it has a female"
Harvey: "I had my gun to his head but I didn't threaten his life"
Joseph Tadworth: "I'm nearly as big as Conner Merlin"
Archie: "He's so cute, I just wanna take him home!"
Smith "I don't like bananas, I had a traumatic experience with one when I was younger" 
Jas "Ohhhhhhh.... Yeah Baby it's 18 inches.....
Ponty "Ill give you a helmet...Wait, not that type of helmet"
Ivhan (Drunk): "I feel like I'm not being taken seriously"
PC Vlad Vodka: 'That thing is so big'
CI Joseph Tadworth: "Words can speak more"
SPC Smith [REP]: "Do we have a rep channel?"
INS FriendlyFireGuy (When talking to Slater): "I cant handle it sometimes because it is so ****ing big"[/B]
SGT Droge Worst "I'm not gay but five dollars is five dollars..."
PC Renegade "I almost just pissed myself"
<20:09:11> "Weasley Wells": Cringeworth The Chief Initiator
"Jedd, at one point you were German" - Drunk INS Harvey 2k16
"I hereby prohibit you from posting quotes regarding me while I'm drunk" - Drunk DSGT Pettson 2k16
'Unblacklisp appreal' - DI Archie 2016
"Dolphins are like slags" - SPC Oliver 2k16
"It doesn't have hazelnuts in it, it's made with hazelnuts (Nutella)" - SPC Uber_Lucas 2k16
"It doesn't have hazelnuts in it, it's made with hazelnuts by definition means it has hazelnuts in it, well done Uber_Lucas, you just made a stupid" - DI Aiden 2k16
"Ive always wondered, did they Initiate on Harambe?" - DSGT Mark Watney 2k16
"Ivhan does a lot of work....THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO!" - INS Harvey 2k16
"UUUUARGHHHH! *violent fapping noise*" - DSGT Owen 2k16
'ow hello, this is my wife, also my mother' -SPC Renegade 2k16
"How is Hugo on top of me?!" - CSI Xsum
"Sorry, my mom just came in, and shes horny" -SGT Ivhan 2k16
"VDM is allowed" - INS Amir 2k16
"hugo , ivhan wants to transfer to Agios" - INS Jas 2k16
 "I need 3 more minutes of flight time so I don't get kicked out of NPAS. -INS Owen [CNPAS] 2k16"
"ARGH, My throat is being fucked by dragons!" -DSGT Pettson 2k16
"Weasley" "What?" "Eat a Snickers, you're a PCSO when you're hungry" - INS Ponty to INS(PCSO) Weasley Wells - 2k16 during Weasley's demotion. Ly WW x
"He was happy when I shoved a tazer with 50,000 volts up his Ass" -DI Jas 2k16
while playing skyrim "wooooaaaahhhhhh she looks fit" DSGT Pettson 2K16
While playing factorio "we should build a massive wall so they can't invade us..." Weasley (Trump) Wells 2k16
"You didn't resign Mark, you just prestiged" - INS Ponty to SPC Mark Watney after he stepped down 2k16
"What if santa claus was real but he killed himself..." Adem Ali [Police-Recruit] 2k16
"Harvey, your about as active as a fucking melon." - SGT Hadi Doog

Most are 2016

 

[Tadworth]

MACCAS: "Is this thing working? Oh for fucks sake these Athira members are always breaking my headset!
Joseph Tadwoth: "Don't worry lads, I'm a expert!" (promptly flips go-kart)
Kazza: "I will give you a list of my demands xsum..."
Kazza: "Join athira, it has a female"
Harvey: "I had my gun to his head but I didn't threaten his life"
Joseph Tadworth: "I'm nearly as big as Conner Merlin"
Archie: "He's so cute, I just wanna take him home!"
Smith "I don't like bananas, I had a traumatic experience with one when I was younger" 
Jas "Ohhhhhhh.... Yeah Baby it's 18 inches.....
Ponty "Ill give you a helmet...Wait, not that type of helmet"
Ivhan (Drunk): "I feel like I'm not being taken seriously"
PC Vlad Vodka: 'That thing is so big'
CI Joseph Tadworth: "Words can speak more"
SPC Smith [REP]: "Do we have a rep channel?"
INS FriendlyFireGuy (When talking to Slater): "I cant handle it sometimes because it is so ****ing big"[/B]
SGT Droge Worst "I'm not gay but five dollars is five dollars..."
PC Renegade "I almost just pissed myself"
<20:09:11> "Weasley Wells": Cringeworth The Chief Initiator
"Jedd, at one point you were German" - Drunk INS Harvey 2k16
"I hereby prohibit you from posting quotes regarding me while I'm drunk" - Drunk DSGT Pettson 2k16
'Unblacklisp appreal' - DI Archie 2016
"Dolphins are like slags" - SPC Oliver 2k16
"It doesn't have hazelnuts in it, it's made with hazelnuts (Nutella)" - SPC Uber_Lucas 2k16
"It doesn't have hazelnuts in it, it's made with hazelnuts by definition means it has hazelnuts in it, well done Uber_Lucas, you just made a stupid" - DI Aiden 2k16
"Ive always wondered, did they Initiate on Harambe?" - DSGT Mark Watney 2k16
"Ivhan does a lot of work....THAT HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO!" - INS Harvey 2k16
"UUUUARGHHHH! *violent fapping noise*" - DSGT Owen 2k16
'ow hello, this is my wife, also my mother' -SPC Renegade 2k16
"How is Hugo on top of me?!" - CSI Xsum
"Sorry, my mom just came in, and shes horny" -SGT Ivhan 2k16
"VDM is allowed" - INS Amir 2k16
"hugo , ivhan wants to transfer to Agios" - INS Jas 2k16
 "I need 3 more minutes of flight time so I don't get kicked out of NPAS. -INS Owen [CNPAS] 2k16"
"ARGH, My throat is being fucked by dragons!" -DSGT Pettson 2k16
"Weasley" "What?" "Eat a Snickers, you're a PCSO when you're hungry" - INS Ponty to INS(PCSO) Weasley Wells - 2k16 during Weasley's demotion. Ly WW x
"He was happy when I shoved a tazer with 50,000 volts up his Ass" -DI Jas 2k16
while playing skyrim "wooooaaaahhhhhh she looks fit" DSGT Pettson 2K16
While playing factorio "we should build a massive wall so they can't invade us..." Weasley (Trump) Wells 2k16
"You didn't resign Mark, you just prestiged" - INS Ponty to SPC Mark Watney after he stepped down 2k16
"What if santa claus was real but he killed himself..." Adem Ali [Police-Recruit] 2k16
"Harvey, your about as active as a fucking melon." - SGT Hadi Doog

Most are 2016




 

Twas a very good year for quotes  . 

 

[Oliver V2]

It was, dolphins are still like slags