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YOU'RE ALWAYS SECURE WITH THE BALDY'S AT THE DOOR
RPUK you don't need to fear the Baldy's are here. After terminating their contract with Lotus the sexiest and baldest men have been named the hottest and shiniest Free Agents in the city. After deciding to join forces, the BPS have taken the city by storm, protecting some of the most loved members of the city such as Father Augustus (still doesn't pay us enough) and Sir Richard Hurt (Dick for short as he likes to tell everyone).
The BPS are now looking for new recruits to help expand their operations to make sure that there the only one's losing their hair in the city. Hopefully, the BPS will have an office soon to make us look more professional because the booty shorts aren't really cutting it. This will help the BPS potentially reach higher up clients when they can see for themselves the Vehicles and Weaponry (Nerf Guns) that the BPS possess.
To apply for the BPS come and meet either Baldy Mark or Baldy Luke in the city to talk about it or @BaldyProtectionService on tweedle
