Attempt #2, Can anyone help with 1.5 Mill?

[Meeloo]

A few days ago I posted into the Jokes & Comedy section asking nicely for 1.5 Mill.​

It appears no one took me seriously. I don't know why. It hurt.​

If anyone is willing to help me, a poor soul lost in this endless world, even if it's just 100 Mill, I would be very grateful.​

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Thank you in advance.​

 

[Louie Austino]

Just No, No, No. Ive already given you £2:50 for  cuppa that's all you need!

 

[CSI Creebles]

Guys I'm attempting to purchase the HMS Insurgent (?) and last time I checked it was 200 mil.
If any good soul is willing to help, I'm sure this will get you into heaven xx

 

[Surgay]

if you can make the push for me to get surgeon tomorrow I can slip it into your pocket  

 

[Yankee]

Maybe if you actually patrolled as NHS you'd get that 1.5 mil in no time.