Altis Life uk Stupidest 999-Calls

[Levi Whalibu]

Hello Altis people!​

Inspired by DI Snape's post,

I bring back Altislifeuk stupidest 999 calls!

post your funny 999 calls here and show people from Altis what we have to deal with everyday!​

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[Levi Whalibu]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Collection of the previous post all credit goes to the original owners.

 

[Jamie]

 

[Washington]

*Crosses fingers* please don't be any Fear members in this post

 

[Haemisch]

Since this didn't work, I'll probably use 5% more panic next time.

 

[Lemmen]

Let me just set the mood for this one. We just shot out his tailrotor in his helicopter after he tried escaping and he sent this message.

 

[Lemmen]

 

[Sir Ollie McManneth]

I saw one yesterday that just said "Help Fuckers"

 

[Chelston]

I will copy this here.

 

[bizby]

 

[Washington]

That first one from PLF... Classic ^.^

 

[Bawb]

 

[Centipede]

That first one from PLF... Classic ^.^

Holy shit that weather thing looks so awesome.

 

[Anonymous Eagle]

god i sent some utter rubbish to the police when i was a civ, hopefully no one has it screened 

 

[Levi Whalibu]

 

[Caitlin]

I don't think this one is funny, but I do think it is a good example of what we have to put up with daily  ^_^

 

[Gazalad]

 

[Rossss]

Yeah they were annoyed I got the colour of their heli wrong @CI Levi

 

[BratJaggesVlnd]