Alittle gag before lights out

[MrRabbit]

We all find it funny to make fun of the Police sometimes. Below I have a few phrases you can take ingame, to get some officers set out.

Police Officer; How high are you?

You: No sir, its; Hi, how are you.

Female Police Officer; "Anything you say can be held against you."

You; "TITS"

What did the Police Officer say to he's belly button? 

"You're under a vest"

I was pulled over for speeding, and the police officer walked up to the side of my car saying; "Papers".

I said "scissors", I win! And I drove off.

When the police stops you and says; "You have to do a drug test."

You reply; Cool, what drugs are vi testing?

Why did the police officer sit on the toilet?

"To do he's duty."

How do cops greet other people?

"Policed to meet you."

Goodnight everyone!

 

[Jamie]

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[MrRabbit]

Guy asked officer for a warning for speeding. Officer stated "Your warning was back there on the speed limit sign".

What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

 
 
A police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding and politely asked to see her license. "Why don't you cops get your act together," she said in a huff. "Yesterday you take my license away, and now today you expect me to show it to you!"


 


 
 
A boy speeding on road. Guard stops him and ask, "Did you see the speed limit sign?" The boy says, "Yea, I just didnt see you."
 
 
 
How does an Altis Life police officer go fishing? He catches one fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are.
 

 

[Wiberg]