Haywire
Escaped Convict
- Location
- England
The NHS has decided to make a few changes to the design of their ambulances, as shown in the picture below. Reasons for this could possibly relate to the time when a drunk driver drove straight into a patrolling ambulance because "it blended in with the sunset".
However it's more likely that a hobo bought too many cans of red paint.
The vehicle, being unfit for the road, was scheduled to be sent to the crusher. With just an hour to go before the vehicle was to be destroyed something amazing happened. Public from the city of Kavala, Athira and even Pyrgos showed up outside the hospital with signs reading:
"Stop destroying innocent vehicles"
"Save the red and green God!"
"If the vehicle is crushed, we go with it!"
Many of the signs were too offensive to include in this post. In the eyes of the public, this vehicle was a God. However under government law the vehicle had to be crushed and we were not going to break that law.
The time came, we went to load the ambulance into the truck. Everything was going fine until..it had gone. No one had access to it, it was invulnerable to lockpicks, the ambulance had drove off on its own to safety.
To this day we are unsure where the ambulance is. Legend tells us that it roams the streets of Kavala late at night in search for the medic it used to work with. Little does it know, it will never be re-united.
However it's more likely that a hobo bought too many cans of red paint.
The vehicle, being unfit for the road, was scheduled to be sent to the crusher. With just an hour to go before the vehicle was to be destroyed something amazing happened. Public from the city of Kavala, Athira and even Pyrgos showed up outside the hospital with signs reading:
"Stop destroying innocent vehicles"
"Save the red and green God!"
"If the vehicle is crushed, we go with it!"
Many of the signs were too offensive to include in this post. In the eyes of the public, this vehicle was a God. However under government law the vehicle had to be crushed and we were not going to break that law.
The time came, we went to load the ambulance into the truck. Everything was going fine until..it had gone. No one had access to it, it was invulnerable to lockpicks, the ambulance had drove off on its own to safety.
To this day we are unsure where the ambulance is. Legend tells us that it roams the streets of Kavala late at night in search for the medic it used to work with. Little does it know, it will never be re-united.
