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@DSGT HarveyKnows that I was planted there to sabotage the UNMC lol! @DemonPupyseems to know everything!!!!!! I just love being back among all of you crazy loyal lot! ? SGT. Renegade .

Damn! @DemonPupy That`s Exactly right! It`s as though you were there!!!!!!

I`m finding it hard to put into words how thankful I am to you all for accepting me back. The moment I left, I instantly regretted it! I tried to make it work in the UNMC, but my heart just was not in it. Athira runs through my veins! Thank you all again! Now it`s time for many more banter...

It was hard to leave But I had to explore Such a difficult decision   walking out of that door. You are all great friends The experience was sublime I`ll never forget it it was once in a lifetime! But the book is now written and I have now gone Keep my memory alive with the impound...

Can`t wait for all of this EU shit to be over! It`s really boring the piss out of me now!!!!!! SGT. Renegade .

Kieron has an interesting point there...... SGT. Renegade.

Well Brother Blaze! I am feeling very nostalgic right now. This is classic deja vu for me. I`m happy for you bro, but so You know, if you cross me, I will nick you ;-) . SGT. Renegade.

Welcome all to Altis life  It`s time for lots of fun So roll your maps up nice and tight and stick them up your bum! SGT. Renegade .

Just WOW! Almost entices bestiality!

A rare valid point by my brother Blaze there! UNMC was great in the beginning! But I can`t help but feel that it belongs in the history books of ALUK!  LONG LIVE THE UNMC!!!!!! By the way, whose idea was the PRNA? I mean really!? That was just God awful! SGT. Renegade .

Blaze, you are a prick! Why the hell would John Cena be my fittest woman in the world u mong! LMAO!

Who are your top 3 fittest women in the world? mine are... 1. Michelle Keegan 2. Shakira 3. Megan Fox How about all of you? 

How r u related to someone as prestigious as me bro? I can`t fathom it. Lmao!

In light of the police meeting tonight, it is with a heavy heart that I announce that Renegades Rape Shack is now closed! Thank u all for being such good sports in the past few weeks. All is not lost however! I will be opening an interrogation shack, which means u guilty bastards will talk...

May I suggest that one day a year we have a day on Altislife dedicated to the noble sheep? I have noticed that there are many Welsh players in this great community, and as many of u know, us Welsh have a soft spot for our woolly friends. I in particular became very good friends with a sheep...

Banned for having an Avatar that is clearly too happy.

Banned for being obsessed with time.

As did I! LMAO!