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i value my balls though , so a husband storage pod would be ideal 

i would say he came to drop off the police car , but saw there were police in the station and didnt fancy being tazed on sight in a bluezone , so drove off and took it to athira pd instead 😀

i still think police hold the record for most moans in a day though my teamspeak never stops pinging after a gunfight lol 😀

like ive said there may be a rebel alliance but the unmc is nothing to do with it

jesus fucking christ how many times do i have to spell it out , there is NO UNMC REBEL ALLIANCE, we both have a common enemy who have bought on all the hostilities themselves by allowing certain sections of the police force to operate outside there own rules , just because we both have open...

just for the record, unmc didnt team up with anyone , we offered rebels a deal where by we will let them be for a while in exchange for high ranking prisoners , it just so happened that during a fight between police and rebels a unmc soldier was accidentaly rdm,d by cops resulting in unmc taking...

probably stole your collection of google glasses 😂

the worst part i found was after , when i didnt look after the wound properly and ended up with dry socket, was the worse experience of my life, would never wish it on my worse enemy

rip indeed , such a brave little boy who always had a smile on his face even after everything he had been through 😢

unmc genital jousting champion right here !!!!   easily worth the 2 quid

it went like this misses walks in sees me naked but its to late to do anything , neighbours walk through and i say " alright guys hows it going " neighbours start blushing as the misses rushes them to the kitchen , misses closes the door turns round and says " your a fucking prick " i respond by...

i was more thinking along the lines of how much community rep i have missed out on gaining lol