Join the NHS but always drive in reverse and act like they're the crazy ones when people get mad
Do a tour of the island and compare landmarks to the real island via google maps
Get mum or grandma type person to play Altis life
follow a rabbit around for 4 hours and plot the progress on a map
start a ponzi scheme
systematically break all the rules
give overwhelmingly good service to a stupid in game admin request
see if it's possible to walk/run the coast of Altis in four hours
Gramps - You were hilarious tonight, big respect! I hope to come across you and your son again. You have an eye for roleplay detail, I'm talking about the Hospital.