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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was...

Have fun playing. One of the best servers you will ever find 

ha

This made me laugh

oo no they were not my intentions its just that was the first time i have had to look for my guid and i do not know if is it 

our is that the wrong guid

how long will this process take 

my guid=177e6ee14cb2ea3e050621459182daa3

14C) The UNMC occupied territory is not a redzone

this happened when i was not apart of the police 

yes

So their is not much for me to say about the forum room post apart from it is clearly RDM. The only thing i could say in my defense is i didn't know that the UNMC part of the map wasn't red zone.  The  two guys in that car were behind for a long time personally i thought they were following me...

YOU should be unban 

wow this server is full of corrupt fuck-tards

In-game name: [ER]cameron Your player ID (copy from your arma 3 profile):  76561198152758155 what  i lost: MX 6.5 black=250k suppressor 6.5mm=150k 6.5 30RND Tracer x6=9k 16 LSD=60k   Value of item/money lost: 469k Quick description of what happened: logged on and my large storage...

he just looks like a big noob to the bounty hunter thing. i think they should do training