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  1. Jimmy Karter

    The Kartman Rises

    Glad you liked it! Don't forget to visit the town hall in Kavala and vote JIMMY KARTER. 
  2. Jimmy Karter

    Jimmy Karter is back!

    On 30/11/2018 at 01:14, WhoisDan said: As long as you don't spark a Second Marmite War then you've got my vote Ah yes, the marmite war. Now wasn't that a bit of fun?
  3. Jimmy Karter

    Jimmy Karter is back!

    Tampax might be gone; but this island has been changed for the worse regardless. I vow to end that.
  4. Jimmy Karter

    The Kartman Rises

    Don't mind the Aug 15 bit.
  5. Jimmy Karter

    Jimmy Karter is back!

    Good day fellow Go-Kart aficionados and oppressed citizens. AN END TO CORRUPTION, GO KARTS AND FREE WELFARE CHECKS. What else can you ask for? Vote for Jimmy Karter. I pledge to give free go karts to every citizen on the island who requests it, paid entirely from my vast savings made from...
  6. Jimmy Karter

    UNMC full kit, bids open

    The amount of effort that you just had to go through to explain unit insignias (https://community.bistudio.com/wiki/Arma_3_Unit_Insignia). It's the same uniform you absolute doofus, it's just that we, or at least some of us, used to have the squad insignia. It was a recommendation within the...
  7. Jimmy Karter

    Fuel

    I'm glad to see Go Karts in the streets of Altis. It's truly a pleasure to behold such a sight, and it places a wide smile on my face. Thank you for being a responsible Go-Karter.
  8. Jimmy Karter

    UNMC full kit, bids open

    I'm looking to sell the whole UNMC outfit. Plate carrier, uniform and helmet. You can have the gun too. Any bids? 
  9. Jimmy Karter

    Saul Goodman for Mayor

    You support the liberation of Go Karts? I'm vouching for this one 🗣️
  10. Jimmy Karter

    INCOMING TRANSMISSION! UNMC Command Phase 2!

    I was in the UNMC for a good couple of months and this is not the impression I got from him. Regardless of his falling out with this server's leadership (I don't know enough about that to comment) he did an outstanding job as leader, and he lead the organisation by example.
  11. Jimmy Karter

    A trobaduor telling a story in Kazza´s brothel

    Wow, this is great. That Troubadour certainly knows what he's doing.
  12. Jimmy Karter

    Hello my brothers, my name is Muhammed.

    Religion =/= Ethnicity. You don't decide what ethnicity you're born into. Religion is a belief and is a very different thing. Yeah, it's a touchy subject and people will take offence. But taking offence over someone satirizing a belief is understandable but should not be something that should...
  13. Jimmy Karter

    Altis Life Marathon

    He did it again. This time he recorded the entire thing. His reason this time: "It didn't count the first time, I didn't make it the entire trip." (Server crashed right before he made it to Athira).
  14. Jimmy Karter

    Altis Life Marathon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2RtrJAJcCM His apparent reason for running: "I don't know, I was bored. "
  15. Jimmy Karter

    CSGO: Chat Adventures

    Watch this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOCVQH79TQ
  16. Jimmy Karter

    UNMC Command <Applications Closed>

    I can't stress this enough; recruitment drives does not necessarily lead to having un-exemplary roleplayers. Reckless recruiting causes this. The UNMC was phenomenal up until the recruitment drive at the end where they attempted to match the police's size by virtually recruiting anyone.
  17. Jimmy Karter

    UNMC Command <Applications Closed>

    Good luck to all applicants. Personally I'd love to see some of the old leadership returning. go khandamir
  18. Jimmy Karter

    UNMC

    Twenty hours does not leave a lot of room for sleep!  In any case; people seem to enjoy criticizing the roleplay of the UNMC but in my personal experience (I wasn't there the last few weeks) the roleplay was phenomenal.. Right up until the point where we started mass recruiting players in order...
  19. Jimmy Karter

    UNMC

    Yeah, my time in the UNMC was arguably one of the most fun and exhilarating things I've done playing any game, period! 
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