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In Bob's home he had many obstacles in life such as

life of a wizard boy, sex in the lizard, the lizards friend Bob who was a human liked to 

bad because of his past experience with

horny to

which caused his nipple to implode

the lizard grabbed his

and

Not sure where to put this, but i'll put it here, seen this on many other forums and its a fun little game, make a sentence, continuing from the previous person who replied, I'll start :D   The guy had a massive

How long have you been a part of ALUK: 15 July 2014 (Taken from my profile) 15 months How has your experience been: Brilliant, best roleplay experience out of any game Most Enjoyable/Funniest RP session: Getting a dildo shoved up my ass at the rebel outpost then being put into co-pilot of a...

I decided to go see what the police was upto in Kavala, we had some banterous chats about swimming and fish at first, then things escalated into me needing suicide-watch help and I was jumping off buildings near the police station. After that, to assist my depression I was offered a job with my...

Nice! haha  :D  

Congratulations :)

well bro upto you that you reported me, I'm just saying I have no intention to break rules on this server and didn't fully understand the rule that I can't just click disconnect after 10 seconds or so, I guess let the admin decide but it wont happen again :)

I just clicked the disconnect button assuming that was allowed, I didn't fully read over combat logging other than the fact you can't leave when you're being shot, not when you're dead, so I'm sorry, also, I didn't come on teamspeak because the time you asked me to come on was 1:30AM in UK and I...

In-game name: Toby Your Steam ID (copy from your Arma 3 or steam profile): 76561198148757469 Date/Time of incident (ignore if linked to player report): 31/07/2015 1:20+AM? Which server:2   What was lost:720k cash Value of item/money lost ( Provide the grand total): 720k Quick...

Bro, this is a misunderstanding, I was playing with my friend ingame Ben Dover and I was afk, when i came back he said he was dead i instantly shot one of u guys and died then I left like 10 seconds or so after since we was in a 5 hour gaming session from clicking the disconnect button... that's...