Wake up all I hear is GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A MUG OR GET OUT THE GROUND YOUR BEING ARRESTED 2 SECS LATER (PEWPEWPEW) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST ANOTHER NORMAL DAY OF ALTIS LIFE I'M MCLOVIN IT
A MAN WAS TALKING TO GOD AND SAID "GOD HOW LONG IS 1 BILLION YEARS TO YOU" GOD REPLIES WITH "ABOUT A SECOND" THE MAN ASKS " GOD CAN I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY" GOD THEN SAYS " WAIT A SEC" (DONATIONS FOR THIS FUNNY DEFO ORIGINAL JOKE WILL BE ACCEPTED) (MINIMUM OF 1 BILLION POUNDS FOR DONATIONS ARE...
NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE SAYING BRITAIN WONT LIVE THE NEXT 20YEARS WITH THIS STUFF BREAKING AND ENETERING OUR HOMES AND TRYING TO BRAINWASH US HOW DARE THEY