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I'm not sure if this is a suitable offer, I mean Marmite is pretty valuable stuff.. we'll need a whole lotta hostages...

How is this going to work? If we bring hostages as rebels, you're going to allow us to open the vault to keep them alive, or open the vault for us?

FUCK. cucumbers. in the title. Everything ruined hah.

After returning to my offices and attempting to retrieve my vehicle from the garages, I found that the vehicle was either damaged, or possibly booby trapped causing it to explode in my face as I attempted to get in. This led to the awkward situation of an officer having to give CPR to my...

  Having rallied with the Miners, coerced with the tempting offer of fedoras or out right paid off hobos to vote with thanks to Crom Dom for his pyramid scheme support, I was finally voted into power with a will to change this town, even just a little in a more suitable, yellow direction.    ...

Maybe next week? could try to drum up some interest and do it next Sunday perhaps?

cheers tactical, but I guess there wasn't enough interest to run this event! 

So, I was thinking of uses for the stage, and I remembered that most of the Whose line is it anyway games are basically just spoken party games which could easily be played in game, and thought, why not host a small event around that! Obviously not all the games in Whose line are suitable, some...

Pft why would I even vote for someone without any polici...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

You basically forced yourself upon the mayor, I'm too young and naive to understand what was happening! Also I still wear your undies from time to time. Heed my warning prox, before it's too late! Good luck with the campaign btw, what changes do you intend to make? More marmite?

Trust me, you do not want the ministers "special treatment"

Yes, it's basically the same as the card game Mafia/werewolf, it's a lot of fun, should get a group together and play it one evening.

If you meet simsy and the rest of the Marmite Miners, we can guarantee you won't have to rephrase that.

I'm game, just you know, give me a break and try not to capture me every minute I don't have protection!

Do you want Marmite brought to the island? Do you feel the island lacks a certain flair when it comes to luminous eye burning coloured pickups? Do you feel that it's just too hard to get by and afford a constant stream of fedoras to keep yourself looking super stylish? Fear not, a vote for...

This guy has been in Kavala for hours this morning, hopping into cars, VDMing everyone until someone eventually shoots him or he crashes and dies, and then just returns and repeats. Complete troll.

Glorious.

There is no saving you.

No, no no. Toothpaste is not a viable colour for an offroad. Yellow is. 

As some of my fellow gang members have already stated, the problem I have is that you're the same as 90% of the other gangs who come and go. You rob every truck that moves, every person who looks like they have any amount of valuable gear. Anyone who dares wrong you there's no room for any talk...