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So I banned a hacker last night and spent over a million that came from him on booze that was distributed to PLF,TKC,PR, and some hobos. My character ended up so drunk he hallucinated there were hamsters living in the exhaust pipe of an ifrit, started humping a tree,made a chain of four...

How dare you shed blood upon DainMK's resting place! You should make a formal apology before a thousand apples trees spring from the ground and impale you!

Congratulations! Now then...time to have a scandal party with cocaine and prostitutes.

Today is that special day you eat alot of chocolate and throw up on someone special's shoes and they still love you.

To be fair his voice is perfect for narration. On a side note it kind of sounds like someone finished the slash fiction between him and Rev. :wacko:   

Anonymous Orange like you Swaggo are permitted to speak here,because you were there and involved. The conversation went on for a half an hour and during that nobody mentioned the the police officer pulling out a pistol and shooting near the ground,therefore I would dismiss the information as it...

BIS might scare the shit out of me one day.

Either way they cost you far more than the tax.

Also known as "I just saved 20K in taxes,but had all my teeth knocked out and my 2 million pound Hellcat scrapped."

Don't forget UNMC border jumpers who all use helicopters.

My post from earlier didn't go through.... I have had no problems with MSF. When I was part of the "Exchange Program" with the cops under a different name and accent about 7 MSF pulled 3 cops over and simply told them to leave which they did. No gun taking,threats,executions or bum rape. The...

@Vladic Ka I was on patrol with two other cops we stopped at the Paros garage as we saw two individuals with guns,we detain them and they threaten they have a sniper,we say tell them to shoot the ground,they did we let them go and we left up the road to decide what to do. Then we saw a tempest...

@Vladic Ka I remember this one. As the above person stated earlier to the event we chased an Ifrit down a few kilometers south of Niri and a gunfight broke out(I'll spare you the detailsl as no rules were broken.) both sides took casualties myself and the police I was with were killed. So we...

"I'm a turtle....."

Gangs have tried and failed. I also do not understand the random face posted.

Come back soon peach heretic.

I understand you point and I even said it was funny. I'm just saying watching about a dozen people crouch walking to look creepy and telling someone to takes their pants off,because the want to rape them and talking about their wife getting gangbanged as trolling if not actually offensive to...

This and the police handbook says do not says and I quote "Copy - We are not american as this is their variant of Roger." I SEE HOW IT IS.

"Crazy Mexican" referee did not count in Spanish. I am disappoint.

Well I know what I'm doing when I come back next week.  :wub: