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RIP drug dealers anonymous....

Because this is the exile forum, and I'm putting these things on the roads on said exile server. AKA I'm trying to put off doing my uni work

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Ahoy all! My name is Johnpickle, your friendly hobo murderer. As my opening suggests, I've been exiled here for countless murders of those damn sandal wearing, car flipping, pistol wielding maggots. While I think certain laws are ridiculous, such as murder, I do believe in safety first when it...

+1 to base spawns, making it an end-game thing though so that not every person has one -1 to fast travel. While I'd love it and it'd stop my moaning it'd ruing the gameplay There is an item that allows you to scan fingerprints on a lock, but only works within 15 minutes after the person has...

Voted XXXX. I'd like to see it with a small increase to 1.8-2k. I hate seeing fog at 1.6k, and feel like the 1.8-2k distance would make a huge difference. It's also not a ridiculous stretch for lower-powered PC's. Finally, I remember reading that the highest effective range on a weapon was...

Hey all. I logged in today to have a bit of fun on the Exile server, and to payup my territory money so I wouldn't lose it. However, upon logging in my territory did not exist. The territory payment was due on the 24th (2 days from the post) hence why I came on today to pay it. I'm not sure...

For anyone who wants to make this light snow into a blizzard: Simply click back and forth the forum tab and another tab in chrome. Each time you do this it seems to go faster 

I was only in jail for 5minutes  5 years, what the heck happened! Great video though :) -Johnpickle

What the fuck is going on

Excellent choice of music, and quite a fascinating view of life on the island. Wish you managed to catch more shots!

"Nooooo FUCK"                  -Jordan, 2015 

As can be seen from the above comments, nobody wants you here. Leave. Love you, Johnpickle.

where the fuck did this come from all of a sudden