Search results

Granted but you have no arms or legs. I wish I had more money [irl]

Bless his soul: 

Granted, but you get no more wishes [Paradox OP] I wish the [Fear] handbook hadn't taken so long to do :L

Banned for not being clear on your original intent then.

Granted, but then you get hundreds of ideas at once and cannot decide which to choose [only being able to choose one wish]. The impossibility of the situation slowly drives you insane and you become detached from all loved ones, retreating further and further into your shell until one day you...

Banned for not knowing I AM the pumpkin in question.

Granted, but all of the wishes are for the three to die. I wish I got more than a six hour break in-between two eight hour shifts at work.

I think @GP. Hank should have an addition from last night here xD

Banned for thinking a pumpkin needs a home.

Granted but you constantly emit a high-pitched wailing noise. I wish the fkin server wouldn't be so dead.

Banned for living in a vagina [somewhere pink?]

Granted but you have no arms or legs to drive it ;) I wish the NHS got an update already.

The anti-climax :L

Granted but then all CoD game servers die and nobody plays it. I wish the new star wars battlefront was out already.

Banned for brain breaking sea creature.

Granted but they lose very other game after for the rest of existence. I wish I had a good wish to write down.

Banned for illogical puke.

Granted, but it starts dropping frames left right and center.  I wish I was CMO.

Banned for writing in pink.

Granted, but it's a fish tank. I wish I was the cookie monster.