Incorrect. "Put the gun down" isn't lowering it. If you're going to pull the "It's so blatant I can't be bothered to resolve it" card, you've got to think about specifics, and how the situation can be interpreted.
Why not provide it in the first place? 3 Minutes beforehand or nothing mate. I...
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I'm legitimately unsure if this is parody or not.
Also @Nalurah I come from a land down under
For the record, you've essentially demonstrated why the rule exists.
If everyone did this sort of post when they or their mates got banned, it'd be a lot of worthless spam on the forums that doesn't really achieve anything ;)
Some 3G / 4G ip addresses have been banned by us or are potentially on a list that our firewall filters out. Disconnect and reconnect your mobile data and with any luck you'll get assigned a different IP (maybe) and this will be fine. There is not a lot we can do on our end.